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Posted on 09/06/2009 5:00:12 PM PDT by kromike
It's a quiet Sunday afternoon, after the usual motley crew of assorted losers, twits, and dumb-bells spinning political sewage in the morning. If there's EVER a reason to go to church other than worship God, it's to avoid morning political shows.
Anyway, I wondered if Webster's or Wikipedia would be accepting of the following premise:
We need an appropriate photo to accompany the urban/slang definition of 'Tool'. Here are my suggestions. Which one best fits your mental image when the word 'Tool' is used in a defamatory way:
01) Obama (dumbo or salt-vampire)
02) Biden
03) Gore
04) Sean Penn
05) Ashton Kutcher
06) Reid
07) Gibbs
08) Olbermann
09) Letterman
10) Murtha
11) McCain (father or daughter)
12) Graham
13) Clinton (bubba or cankles)
Who have I forgotten that would best describe the word 'tool'?
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: fools; juanmctool; losers; zeroes
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posted on
09/06/2009 5:00:12 PM PDT
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kromike
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Which one best fits your mental image when the word 'Tool' is used in a defamatory way: 11) McCain That was an easy choice to make. |
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posted on
09/06/2009 5:02:36 PM PDT
by
rabscuttle385
(So many Communists, so little time.)
To: rabscuttle385
(Dis)Honorable Runner-Up:
To: kromike
the TOTUS reader (also easy):
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posted on
09/06/2009 5:08:48 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
To: kromike
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posted on
09/06/2009 5:09:28 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: rabscuttle385
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posted on
09/06/2009 5:10:02 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: kromike
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posted on
09/06/2009 5:32:34 PM PDT
by
OCC
To: kromike
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posted on
09/06/2009 5:34:49 PM PDT
by
OCC
To: kromike
Start doing entries in the Urban Dictionary
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posted on
09/06/2009 5:39:35 PM PDT
by
Crazieman
(Feb 7, 2008 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1966675/posts?page=28#28)
To: OCC
Did anyone see that Tool Penn in that feed-a-child PSA Saturday night?
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posted on
09/06/2009 5:56:23 PM PDT
by
kromike
To: kromike
FWIW, ‘Webster’s’ in in the public domain and is used by any dictionary maker choosing to use the name.
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posted on
09/06/2009 6:01:40 PM PDT
by
decimon
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