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Goat gives birth to a 'human'; a faun
The Zimbabwe Guardian ^ | The Chronicle | TZG reporters

Posted on 09/09/2009 10:17:08 AM PDT by dragonblustar

THE community of Lower Gweru and its surroundings in the Midlands Province was left shell-shocked when a goat gave birth to human-like creature that had the combined features of a man and a goat.

A report in The Chronicle newspaper said the goat gave birth to the 'creature' on Sunday morning in Maboleni area.

The creature had a human head, face, nose, shoulders and human-like skin that had very scanty furs.

It had goat features from the “shoulders” to the legs.

Its sagging stomach prevented curious villagers from determining whether it had human or animal sex organs as it protruded covering the front part.

Villagers said the end product was so scary that even dogs were afraid to move close to the goat.

(Excerpt) Read more at talkzimbabwe.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crypto; cryptobiology; cryptozoology; goatboy; godgravesglyphs; godsgravesglyphs; strange
This isn't anything new. We've known about Helen Thomas for years.
1 posted on 09/09/2009 10:17:09 AM PDT by dragonblustar
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2 posted on 09/09/2009 10:18:32 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: SoDak; Justice Department; chae; chargers fan; NellieMae; Rocketwolf68; NCBraveheart; ...
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If you would like to be On or Off the Crypto Ping List, please let me know.

Thanks, Dragonblustar

3 posted on 09/09/2009 10:18:36 AM PDT by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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To: dragonblustar
Thought this was the beginning of a Welsh joke...

Zimbabwe is now the new focus for sheep shagging.

4 posted on 09/09/2009 10:19:19 AM PDT by lovecraft (Specialization is for insects.)
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5 posted on 09/09/2009 10:19:39 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: dragonblustar

Wasn’t this an episode of South Park?


6 posted on 09/09/2009 10:19:52 AM PDT by CharlieOK1 (Jimmy Carter: Now available in 1/2 black)
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7 posted on 09/09/2009 10:21:01 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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To: CharlieOK1

I don’t know but it would be funny if there was.


8 posted on 09/09/2009 10:22:37 AM PDT by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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To: dragonblustar

Didn’t Keith Olbermann do a show live from Zimbabwe a few months back?


9 posted on 09/09/2009 10:23:40 AM PDT by leilani
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To: dragonblustar

Naturally of course there are no pictures ......


10 posted on 09/09/2009 10:23:41 AM PDT by Mr. C
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To: dragonblustar

Yeah, but does he drink his own.......?


11 posted on 09/09/2009 10:24:26 AM PDT by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
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To: leilani
Didn’t Keith Olbermann do a show live from Zimbabwe a few months back?

I was wondering if it was from Rachel Madcow.

12 posted on 09/09/2009 10:25:12 AM PDT by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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To: CharlieOK1

Shhh! It could be Manbearpig!!!!

And I'm super-cereal too!

13 posted on 09/09/2009 10:25:25 AM PDT by skimbell
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To: dragonblustar

Calling “Destination Truth”!

They never find anything - only rumors.

Pictures, please.


14 posted on 09/09/2009 10:25:41 AM PDT by sneakers (Indiana (Pa) Patriots: www.standtoo.com)
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To: dragonblustar

Camels give birth to half human off spring all the time in the middle east.


15 posted on 09/09/2009 10:26:15 AM PDT by DemonDeac
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To: Eaker; Allegra; humblegunner; Tijeras_Slim

Eeeeek don’t worry. Yer secret is still safe with us. .


16 posted on 09/09/2009 10:26:15 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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17 posted on 09/09/2009 10:27:17 AM PDT by humblegunner
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“By that time the ‘thing’ had died. My brother-in-law then decided that we inform the community and the leadership about this unusual incident,” she said.

Ummm... I'm not sure this was a good idea.
18 posted on 09/09/2009 10:27:42 AM PDT by Safrguns
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To: dragonblustar

I did not have sex with that goat, Nanny. Those allegations are false.


19 posted on 09/09/2009 10:28:03 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: dragonblustar

No doubt a Capricorn


20 posted on 09/09/2009 10:28:34 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Buck Ofama!!)
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To: Mr. C
Naturally of course there are no pictures ......

No, sadly there are no pictures but we do have some similar things to refer to.

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21 posted on 09/09/2009 10:30:21 AM PDT by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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22 posted on 09/09/2009 10:30:43 AM PDT by Vasilli22
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To: dragonblustar

Love when these things happen in some far off corner of the globe with no remains or even pictures to back it up.


23 posted on 09/09/2009 10:32:44 AM PDT by NavyCanDo
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To: Scythian

That’s one freaky picture.


24 posted on 09/09/2009 10:33:16 AM PDT by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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To: NavyCanDo
Love when these things happen in some far off corner of the globe with no remains or even pictures to back it up.

Eerily similar to Obama's birth certificate story.

25 posted on 09/09/2009 10:35:52 AM PDT by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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26 posted on 09/09/2009 10:35:58 AM PDT by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: dragonblustar
I was wondering if it was from Rachel Madcow.

;-) Could have been either. Hey, Chrissy might have gone on that trip too. He gets so impassioned about trying to 'ram' the HC bill down the country's collective throat, I could see how his tingly thing might have gotten away from him during commercial break.

But we can deduce that no matter who's responsible, it would have had to have been a a bleating heart liberal who did the dirty deed.

27 posted on 09/09/2009 10:36:05 AM PDT by leilani
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To: dragonblustar
Strangely, its birth is more documented than our supposed president's.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

28 posted on 09/09/2009 10:37:40 AM PDT by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
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To: leilani

That’s so true. Didn’t Hillary travel to Africa a few months ago?


29 posted on 09/09/2009 10:43:09 AM PDT by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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30 posted on 09/09/2009 10:46:20 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: dragonblustar
That’s so true. Didn’t Hillary travel to Africa a few months ago?

By jove, you're right! And folks probably don't call her Hillary OddRam Clinton for nothing, ya know. ;-)

31 posted on 09/09/2009 10:49:53 AM PDT by leilani
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To: Mr. C
Pictures?


32 posted on 09/09/2009 11:09:04 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Where's this tagline thing everyone keeps talking about?)
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To: UCANSEE2

Nope it’s not Keith’s. It looks like Obama to me. The ears are an exact match!


33 posted on 09/09/2009 11:20:04 AM PDT by Ab Alius Domitor ("In the end;the winner")
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To: UCANSEE2

Horrible birth defect. I’m not sure what villagers smoke in Zimbabwe, but its going to take a whole bushel full of it for me to make out a human head.


34 posted on 09/09/2009 11:24:15 AM PDT by NavyCanDo
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To: UCANSEE2; dragonblustar

This critter looks a lot like descriptions given of the “Dover Demon” back in the late ‘70s. Very strange.


35 posted on 09/09/2009 11:26:10 AM PDT by Oratam
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To: TheMom

Uh...goat ping.


36 posted on 09/09/2009 12:33:20 PM PDT by Allegra ( Socks)
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To: sneakers

I watched that for the first time yesterday. Funny show, and they don’t seem to take it TOO seriously. I was kind of hoping they’d really find an elf.


37 posted on 09/09/2009 1:03:11 PM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: UCANSEE2

I gotta say, that would scare the heck out of me, even tho I’d know it was only some horrible birth defect.


38 posted on 09/09/2009 1:05:52 PM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: JoeProBono

Whoa... That’s just scary.


39 posted on 09/09/2009 2:25:04 PM PDT by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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To: UCANSEE2
That's a good find!

http://www.newzimbabwe.com/news-912-Exclusive+Pictures+The+human+goat/news.aspx

40 posted on 09/09/2009 2:32:32 PM PDT by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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To: dragonblustar

Hmm, half man half goat.....half true;)


41 posted on 09/09/2009 7:49:06 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Oratam
Dover Demon.


42 posted on 09/09/2009 8:11:48 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Where's this tagline thing everyone keeps talking about?)
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To: Oratam
Possibly the actual Dover Demon.


43 posted on 09/09/2009 8:13:46 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Where's this tagline thing everyone keeps talking about?)
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To: AppyPappy

Taliban Land... where men are men and sheep are nervous.


44 posted on 09/09/2009 8:25:59 PM PDT by HiramQuick (work harder ... welfare recipients depend on you!)
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To: AppyPappy

Taliban Land... where men are men and sheep are nervous.


45 posted on 09/09/2009 8:26:41 PM PDT by HiramQuick (work harder ... welfare recipients depend on you!)
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To: dragonblustar; Stoat
Vampire Politics and flying african wizards
46 posted on 09/09/2009 10:44:41 PM PDT by gnarledmaw (Obama: Evincing a Design since 2009)
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To: dragonblustar

Link doesn’t work. Am I surprised?


47 posted on 07/30/2010 9:52:11 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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Note: this topic was posted 9/9/2009. Thanks dragonblustar.

48 posted on 04/01/2014 4:16:00 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Obama is now making Jimmy Carter look like Attila the Hun. /focus/news/3138768/posts)
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