Goat gives birth to a 'human'; a faun

The Zimbabwe Guardian ^ | The Chronicle | TZG reporters

[dragonblustar]

THE community of Lower Gweru and its surroundings in the Midlands Province was left shell-shocked when a goat gave birth to human-like creature that had the combined features of a man and a goat.

A report in The Chronicle newspaper said the goat gave birth to the 'creature' on Sunday morning in Maboleni area.

The creature had a human head, face, nose, shoulders and human-like skin that had very scanty furs.

It had goat features from the “shoulders” to the legs.

Its sagging stomach prevented curious villagers from determining whether it had human or animal sex organs as it protruded covering the front part.

Villagers said the end product was so scary that even dogs were afraid to move close to the goat.

[dragonblustar]

This isn't anything new. We've known about Helen Thomas for years.

[Scythian]

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[lovecraft]

Thought this was the beginning of a Welsh joke...

Zimbabwe is now the new focus for sheep shagging.

[Joe 6-pack]

[CharlieOK1]

Wasn’t this an episode of South Park?

[SERKIT]

[dragonblustar]

I don’t know but it would be funny if there was.

[leilani]

Didn’t Keith Olbermann do a show live from Zimbabwe a few months back?

[Mr. C]

Naturally of course there are no pictures ......

[P8riot]

Yeah, but does he drink his own.......?

[dragonblustar]

Didn’t Keith Olbermann do a show live from Zimbabwe a few months back?

I was wondering if it was from Rachel Madcow.

[skimbell]

Shhh! It could be Manbearpig!!!!

And I'm super-cereal too!

[sneakers]

Calling “Destination Truth”!

They never find anything - only rumors.

Pictures, please.

[DemonDeac]

Camels give birth to half human off spring all the time in the middle east.

[Squantos]

Eeeeek don’t worry. Yer secret is still safe with us. .

[humblegunner]

[Safrguns]

“By that time the ‘thing’ had died. My brother-in-law then decided that we inform the community and the leadership about this unusual incident,” she said.

Ummm... I'm not sure this was a good idea.

[AppyPappy]

I did not have sex with that goat, Nanny. Those allegations are false.

[muir_redwoods]

No doubt a Capricorn

[dragonblustar]

Naturally of course there are no pictures ......

No, sadly there are no pictures but we do have some similar things to refer to.

[Vasilli22]

[NavyCanDo]

Love when these things happen in some far off corner of the globe with no remains or even pictures to back it up.

[dragonblustar]

That’s one freaky picture.

[dragonblustar]

Love when these things happen in some far off corner of the globe with no remains or even pictures to back it up.

Eerily similar to Obama's birth certificate story.

[Cincinatus]

[leilani]

I was wondering if it was from Rachel Madcow.

;-) Could have been either. Hey, Chrissy might have gone on that trip too. He gets so impassioned about trying to 'ram' the HC bill down the country's collective throat, I could see how his tingly thing might have gotten away from him during commercial break.

But we can deduce that no matter who's responsible, it would have had to have been a a bleating heart liberal who did the dirty deed.

[The Comedian]

Strangely, its birth is more documented than our supposed president's.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[dragonblustar]

That’s so true. Didn’t Hillary travel to Africa a few months ago?

[JoeProBono]

[leilani]

That’s so true. Didn’t Hillary travel to Africa a few months ago?

By jove, you're right! And folks probably don't call her Hillary OddRam Clinton for nothing, ya know. ;-)

[UCANSEE2]

Pictures?

[Ab Alius Domitor]

Nope it’s not Keith’s. It looks like Obama to me. The ears are an exact match!

[NavyCanDo]

Horrible birth defect. I’m not sure what villagers smoke in Zimbabwe, but its going to take a whole bushel full of it for me to make out a human head.

[Oratam]

This critter looks a lot like descriptions given of the “Dover Demon” back in the late ‘70s. Very strange.

[Allegra]

Uh...goat ping.

[brytlea]

I watched that for the first time yesterday. Funny show, and they don’t seem to take it TOO seriously. I was kind of hoping they’d really find an elf.

[brytlea]

I gotta say, that would scare the heck out of me, even tho I’d know it was only some horrible birth defect.

[dragonblustar]

Whoa... That’s just scary.

[dragonblustar]

That's a good find!

http://www.newzimbabwe.com/news-912-Exclusive+Pictures+The+human+goat/news.aspx

[Beowulf9]

Hmm, half man half goat.....half true;)

[UCANSEE2]

Dover Demon.

[UCANSEE2]

Possibly the actual Dover Demon.

[HiramQuick]

Taliban Land... where men are men and sheep are nervous.

[HiramQuick]

Taliban Land... where men are men and sheep are nervous.

[gnarledmaw]

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