Is this the ugliest mugshot in the world?

metro.co.uk ^ | Sept. 10, 2009 | TOM PHILLIPS

[Sunshine Sister]

OMG. No wonder no one could keep a straight face.

[Clay Moore]

Obama Dentistry czar ping

[sawmill trash]

You know, you really can’t blame a guy that looks like that for sticking somebody.

[Marysecretary]

My oldest son bought a pair of teeth like that. They’re a riot. This guy could stand some work on those choppers, LOL.

[mikrofon]

And who's gonna watch his aquarium with him in jail?

[Two Kids' Dad]

“Uh Hyuk, Hyuk, Hyuk! Dang Lurlene, come ‘ere and take a looky at this here fancy city feller with 3 teeth up on top. He might even have more down below, but I cain’t count that high, so we mights need to call up Uncle Jethro with the book learnin’.”

[The Good Doctor]

My favorite remains the venerable Glen Campbell.

[Chode]

[buccaneer81]

LOL!

[TXBlair]

“You is lyin’ through your tooth.”

[fieldmarshaldj]

[Freedom56v2]

National Dental Care Czar?

[Manic_Episode]

The real ones are even worse than the fake deliverance ones

[Rebelbase]

“The middle name is not Wayne, and it’s not Earl either, but Dale is a close runner-up.”

He still qualifies for the Wayne Lee Ray syndrome.

[Vermont Lt]

I am going to go floss, right this second. Yikes.

[Charles Henrickson]

If he lets a smile be his umbrella, he just might drown.

[GOPJ]

I’ll bet he’s a democrat...

[DollyCali]

he is really not a bad looking guy.. but needs some dental attention! wow.. wonder if he was a boxer

[annieokie]

Once upon a time, all these ugly people were just wee little babies in their mothers arms, and everyone said “Oh, how sweet and cute” “gitcha, gitcha, coo”. ROFL.

[piasa]

As bad as teeth are in this state where people don't put FLouride in their water, this is too bad even for our Floridian flea market crowd, who can put on a shocking dental show at times.

I'm pretty sure those are Billy Bob teeth. The photo might be flipped right to left but they look exactly like one of their earlier though probably not earliest models [perhaps "The Neanderthal" with bonus abcesses] or a later one. The best made ones were the earliest, when the two dental student guys who started that company were cruising Illinois County fairs and shopping mall lots in a car with a sawed-off top, wearing bibbed overals and nothing else and inviting with their lovely smiles all good looking woman to ride with them. They were also marketing the "The Lonesome Leroy," and "The Letterman" - the latter described as a set of teeth you could floss with an extension cord.

Those guys made quite a haul even before they sold out to K-Mart or Wal Mart or whoever, after which the quality went down so far the "teeth" no longer looked convincing and lost their shock n prank value. [Except perhaps in the UK.] They bought their previously skeptical and embarassed Dad, who wanted them to be dentists, not gimmick makers, a fine house on a lovely lake to match theirs.