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Urinating tourist attacked by crocodile in Mexico
Daily Mail ^
| 9/30/2009
| Staff
Posted on 09/30/2009 8:13:44 PM PDT by Saije
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To: Saije
Too funny
The guy almost got a He#d job
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posted on
09/30/2009 9:13:59 PM PDT
by
Dov in Houston
(The word Amnesty invokes a passion in me. Illegal immigrants are criminals. Supporters Aid & Abet)
To: Grizzled Bear; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
CROCODILE: "You wanna urinate? I'll give you something to urinate about..."
To: reagan_fanatic
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posted on
09/30/2009 11:14:24 PM PDT
by
Huntress
(Who the hell are you to tell me what's in my best interests?)
To: BulletBobCo
To: Saije
“Kids, there was this one time when I was taking a whiz in a lagoon in Cancun. Well, let me say, The devil is out there!”
To: eyedigress
there I was, liquidating my holdings, watching the rings in the water, when I spotted a pair of yellow eyes...
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posted on
09/30/2009 11:37:38 PM PDT
by
going hot
(Happiness is a Momma Deuce)
To: going hot
“reptilian teeth I had never seen the likes of before, I fell and the beast had cut me hard”
The bleeding was profuse and I decided to zip up. The beast was relentless and continued to attack.....
To: eyedigress
I don’t want to hear about Michelle and Zero’s wedding night.
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posted on
10/01/2009 6:12:20 AM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
To: Saije; GOPsterinMA; woerm; bert; altura; bunster; waterhill; FlyingEagle; Playa Pete; ...
G’day, amigo!
If you want on, or off this S. Texas/Mexico ping list, please FReepMail me.
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posted on
10/01/2009 6:13:59 AM PDT
by
SwinneySwitch
(Mexico - beyond your expectations!)
To: Saije
memo to self....don’t ......
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posted on
10/01/2009 7:22:34 AM PDT
by
dennisw
(Free Republic is an island in a sea of zombies)
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
natured called
plz take message
thanxbai
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posted on
10/01/2009 7:42:09 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
To: eyedigress; Revolting cat!
Kids, there was this one time when I was taking a whiz in a lagoon in Cancun. "Howdaya think I got this hook?!!!"
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posted on
10/01/2009 7:44:41 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
To: Saije
"He acted stupidly..."
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posted on
10/01/2009 7:46:49 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
To: Saije
I was in Cancun about 7 years ago and decided to golf at the Hilton.
On about the 3rd tee, there was a little sigh saying “Beware the Crocodillias”.
Yeah yeah I though, something to amuse the tourists.
I hit a nice tee shot, about 240 up the right hand side of the fairway while my partner went up the Left.
We split up and I walked to my ball.
Sure enough, it was lying nicely in the fairway, about 15 feet away from an 8 foot croc.
I declared that it was an unplayable lie due to ground under occupation and took a drop about 50 feet away, no closer to the pin.
So should I have penalized myself a stroke?
Cheers,
knewshound
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posted on
10/01/2009 7:55:32 AM PDT
by
knews_hound
(Credo Quia Absurdium--take nothing seriously unless it is absurd E. Clampus Vitus)
To: Vigilanteman
There was a pop song "See You Later Alligator" back in the 50s. I was on a sailfishing charter out of Acapulco and I asked the skipper, who spoke regular English, how to say that line in Spanish. He sort of took offense at my question, and replied "There are no alligators in Mexico!"
Later in Mexico City I heard some cat say "Mas Tarde, Padre". I guess that was the equivalent hip phrase.
To: G Larry
Was the gator pi$$ed off or pi$$ed on? Both. The latter was probably what made him the former. :=)
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posted on
10/01/2009 9:19:02 AM PDT
by
Bob
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