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Obama wins HEISMAN TROPHY
Posted on 10/09/2009 8:31:37 AM PDT by Keltik
President Barack Obama won the Heisman Trophy on Friday, in a surprise pick from New York's Downtown Athletic Club that cited the president's creation of a "new climate in college football" and his work on establishing a playoff system.
Though Mr. Obama has been president for just 37 weeks and technically never played college football, the Heisman voters praised him for giving the world hope for a better post-season and encouraging the need for change.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: nobel; obama; obamawins; wins
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posted on
10/09/2009 8:31:38 AM PDT
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Keltik
To: Keltik
As I pointed out earlier, he is also expected to win the Stanley Cup, be crowned Miss America and gain the Triple Crown — by several lengths in each race.
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posted on
10/09/2009 8:32:43 AM PDT
by
La Lydia
To: Keltik
And over in Pasadena he was just selected Tournament of Roses Queen...
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posted on
10/09/2009 8:33:12 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Mmm mmm mmm - Barack Hussein Obama (repeat endlessly))
To: Keltik
Hahaha. You win the “awesome award” :) Very funny stuff. Expect a LOT OF THIS kind of humor in the days to come. I posted something like it on my blog.
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posted on
10/09/2009 8:33:53 AM PDT
by
mudblood
To: Keltik
WOW Isn’t dear leader special!!!!
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posted on
10/09/2009 8:33:59 AM PDT
by
exnavy
(GOD save the republic)
To: Keltik
In related news, obama has been nominated for:
* The Cy Young award
* Oscar
* Grammy
* Golden Globe
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posted on
10/09/2009 8:34:19 AM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
To: Keltik
He won the Cy Young also...for both leagues!!!
To: Keltik; La Lydia
Too funny...........So far, CNN and NY Daily News polls both show that most people think he should not receive a Nobel Prize.
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posted on
10/09/2009 8:34:33 AM PDT
by
stanz
(Those who don't believe in evolution should go jump off the flat edge of the Earth.)
To: Keltik
I hear he is in line for a Cy Young and a Gold Glove, too. The ceremonies will be held at his favorite ballpark, him being a lifelong White Sox fan, as he has told us ad nauseum, as he calls it "Kaminsky Field"...yeah, he really called it that...it was surreal, like listening to John Kerry praising the Red Sox and his very favorite player Manny Ortiz???????????
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posted on
10/09/2009 8:35:34 AM PDT
by
jessduntno
(Tell Obama to STFU - Stop The Federal Usurpation.)
To: La Lydia
He will get the Lombardi award as well — just by lining up the other team will bow and genuflect and he will take the hand off from ayers and walk in for the winning TD!
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posted on
10/09/2009 8:35:38 AM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
To: Keltik
I heard he also won one of these...
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posted on
10/09/2009 8:35:40 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Keltik
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posted on
10/09/2009 8:36:12 AM PDT
by
jcsjcm
(American Patriot - follow the Constitution and in God we Trust - Laus Deo)
To: Keltik
And he wins Academy Award for his movie “Brokeback Obama”.
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posted on
10/09/2009 8:36:13 AM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(Bernard Madoff's ponzi scheme looks remarkably similar to the way Social Security works)
To: Keltik
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posted on
10/09/2009 8:36:25 AM PDT
by
astounded
(The democrat party is a clear and present danger to the USA)
To: Keltik
Did my wife just inform me Mr Oh has won the Nobel Peace prize?
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posted on
10/09/2009 8:36:28 AM PDT
by
wita
To: Keltik
He is also expected to take home the prestigious Pritzker Architecture Prize and Time Magazine’s Man of the Current and Past Four Millennia. In fact, Time has announced that it will no longer name a person of the year or of the millennium, because no one could compare with Obama.
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posted on
10/09/2009 8:40:42 AM PDT
by
La Lydia
To: La Lydia
MISS AMERICA WINS Nobel Prize...WELL they are always talking about WORLD PEACE????
To: Keltik
He’s also jumped to #1 in my office “Who’s the Anti-Christ” pool.
To: Keltik
Unfortunately, absurd as they are, all these statements are reflections of our new “adjusted” reality.
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posted on
10/09/2009 8:43:44 AM PDT
by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(It's better to give a Ford to the Kidney Foundation than a kidney to the Ford Foundation.)
To: La Lydia
All of this pales in comparison to Obama’s future crowning as Ms. Rodeo America....
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posted on
10/09/2009 8:46:46 AM PDT
by
Crapgame
(What should be taught in our schools? American Exceptionalism, not cultural Marxism...)
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