Posted on 10/09/2009 10:18:01 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
(Fresno, Ca. - 10/9/09) Jim Thompson quietly resurfaced from quasi-retirement to issue a short statement on Barack Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
"I done woked up this mornin and would swear the sun rose in the west and my ex-wife was actually leavin me alone. I can't believe all the stuff that's flyin around on that dang blog I supposedly own regardin this Obama stuff."
"If anyone in this world deserved the Peace Prize it'd be Bonnie Sue who lives in the next town over, across the railroad tracks. You gotta make a left at the first stop sign, go to the third road on the right, then drive till ya hit the 2nd trailer park, turn right into the park, make your second left and quietly park beside the trailer that has "economic development zone" printed on the mailbox. Of course, I've never been there but the best time to go is when her husband idin't home, so I've heard."
His best friend, Catfish then whispered in his ear it was the PEACE Prize, NOT Piece prize and it appeared to shake ole Jim.
"Speakin of which, I gotta go. Just thinkin about it reminds me I gotta phone call and appointment I gotta make."
Developing...
I NEVER said that!!!
Think you can git me Bonnie Sue’s phone number?
LOL
LOL! I still think this whole fairytale of a Nobel was the work of Jim Thompson.
Ya know, I heard Jim Thompson was Ronald Reagan and Maggie Thatcher’s love child and that he was personally inducted into the Illuminati by Karl Rove and the Ghost of Richard Nixon. He is also behind the plot to permanently discredit and destroy liberalism using his secret mole, who just got awarded the Nobel Peace Prize!
Well, I have been VERY busy!!!
LOL. I am going to the gym.
By the looks of it there isn’t going to much posted in the way of news, other than Barry O. winning everything in the world and being promoted above his pay grade.
In other news o's idea to sell lemonade in front of the Whitey House has earned him the cover of Forbes...... AND made him head of the US Chamber of Commerce.
I was thinking more like the guy who cleans the bathroom stall is above his pay grade.
And I note his promotion to head the US Chamber of Commerce and his photo on Forbes.
This guy is a God. /s
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