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$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
Jalopnik.com ^ | October 12, 2009 | Ben Wojdyla

Posted on 10/13/2009 5:46:45 PM PDT by Daffynition

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21 posted on 10/13/2009 6:13:08 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Daffynition; Petronski

“Hey, I ordered whale penis! This is clearly manatee penis!”


22 posted on 10/13/2009 6:13:21 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (This tagline excerpted. To read more, click on MyOverratedBlog.com)
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To: Daffynition
Another one of the RussoBaltique production line, this one is WITHOUT the Whale Penis Leather interior or the Gold-plated bulletproof windows


23 posted on 10/13/2009 6:16:03 PM PDT by Jack_1
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To: Nervous Tick
Didn't even know whales had penises.

The Russkies are seriously wild and crazy people.

24 posted on 10/13/2009 6:16:04 PM PDT by Rome2000 (OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST CRYPTO-MUSLIM)
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To: RichInOC
Putin will be trading in his Niva.


25 posted on 10/13/2009 6:17:14 PM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Daffynition

Because sitting on the tip of a whale penis is what most straight multi-millionaires dream about being able to do once they have made enough cash?!?!?


26 posted on 10/13/2009 6:18:14 PM PDT by ikka (Brother, you asked for it!)
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To: JoeProBono
HAHAHA! You're TOO much! HAHAHA!

Landed on a spinning rod, no doubt.


27 posted on 10/13/2009 6:18:48 PM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Daffynition

All the styling of an ‘88 Isuzu Trooper


28 posted on 10/13/2009 6:19:27 PM PDT by thecabal (Destroy Progressivism)
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To: Larry Lucido

Larry, please see post #21 .........LOL


29 posted on 10/13/2009 6:19:46 PM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Daffynition

Be careful after you wash it. If you rub it down with a Sham-Wow or something, it turns into a tractor-trailer. OTOH, if you wash it with really, really cold water you get shrinkage...and a VW Bug.


30 posted on 10/13/2009 6:21:14 PM PDT by IrishPennant (Then join hand in hand, brave Americans all! By uniting we stand, by dividing we fall.)
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To: gogogodzilla

Why would ANYONE want to sit on whale penis leather?!?

My guess, a very cute white girl.


31 posted on 10/13/2009 6:21:14 PM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: Daffynition

Blood red

appropriate.


32 posted on 10/13/2009 6:21:31 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Angry about where our country is going with the current regime at the helm.)
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To: Jack_1

That is a hot car


33 posted on 10/13/2009 6:23:31 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Angry about where our country is going with the current regime at the helm.)
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To: Jack_1

Thanks. Looks like a Veyron clone.


34 posted on 10/13/2009 6:24:59 PM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Daffynition

Yeah, but it’s really just really just plain ole bourgeois. The real luxury is in mink vaginas.


35 posted on 10/13/2009 6:27:35 PM PDT by Sax
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To: Rome2000
"Didn't even know whales had penises."

I'm sure I read somewhere, humpback whales do.

36 posted on 10/13/2009 6:33:29 PM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: lefty-lie-spy

FYI, skin of a whale’s penis is the only piece of whale skin that can be tanned and made into leather.


37 posted on 10/13/2009 6:38:11 PM PDT by Jack_1
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To: Sax
The burgeoning Soviet trade system.


38 posted on 10/13/2009 6:38:11 PM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: gogogodzilla; freedumb2003
Why would ANYONE want to sit on whale penis leather?!?


39 posted on 10/13/2009 6:42:05 PM PDT by fso301
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To: fso301

W T H???????????????????????

(LOL)


40 posted on 10/13/2009 6:43:00 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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