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$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
Jalopnik.com ^
| October 12, 2009
| Ben Wojdyla
Posted on 10/13/2009 5:46:45 PM PDT by Daffynition
The already bulletproof and wildly over-the-top 8.1 liter GM V8-powered Dartz Kombat T98 is getting a name change to Prombron and along with it will come a complete and brain-maimingly bourgeoisie upgrade with the Monaco Red Diamond Edition. The world's most expensive ultra-luxury SUV will debut at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco show with luxe features crazy enough to make a Maybach blush. For your $1.5 million you get the following features:
1. Ruby Red matte paint
2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.
And, of course, of course -
THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.
We have a lot of questions about this car, most of them whale penis leather-related, but in the bigger picture, this brazen finger-in-the-eye raises a good point, so to speak. What makes a luxury vehicle? Things we used to think of as luxury - bovine leather, wood trim, high-end audio, etc., have become mainstream. Does it take exceptionally ridiculous material selection and bold ostentatious flair to define new luxury? Is it encapsulating yourself in a vehicle capable of taking a direct hit from a rocket propelled grenade? Does it mean emulating the wild excess of past luxury much like the Red Diamond is doing? Who knows. But we're betting the tzars would roll in one of these babies.
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To: Daffynition
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posted on
10/13/2009 5:49:32 PM PDT
by
benjibrowder
(For Neda. May God bless those fighting for freedom.)
To: Daffynition
If you stroke the back seat, it grows into a pit sofa group.
3
posted on
10/13/2009 5:49:52 PM PDT
by
Sax
To: Daffynition
Save the whales. Especially the males.
4
posted on
10/13/2009 5:50:08 PM PDT
by
Misterioso
(The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. -- Ayn Rand)
To: Daffynition
>> We have a lot of questions about this car, most of them whale penis leather-related...
Hey, what a coincidence! Me too. Great minds etc.
I bet the seats are really soft... until you drive by a cute female whale.
5
posted on
10/13/2009 5:50:20 PM PDT
by
Nervous Tick
(Stop dissing drunken sailors! At least they spend their OWN money.)
To: Daffynition
Whale-penis leather upholstery? Is that wise? I mean, you’d have to be really careful about rubbing it...
6
posted on
10/13/2009 5:51:03 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Daffynition
Whale penis leather?
Why would ANYONE want to sit on whale penis leather?!?
I think I want to barf now.
7
posted on
10/13/2009 5:51:30 PM PDT
by
gogogodzilla
(Live free or die!)
To: Misterioso
I guess size matters after all--especially to little short guys like Pootie-poot.
8
posted on
10/13/2009 5:52:22 PM PDT
by
hinckley buzzard
(Truth--The liberal's Kryptonite)
To: gogogodzilla
>>Why would ANYONE want to sit on whale penis leather?!?<<
Can you imagine the Bris knife?
9
posted on
10/13/2009 5:52:54 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
To: Daffynition
So this is what the Russian Mob is driving these days..... ;)
10
posted on
10/13/2009 5:53:10 PM PDT
by
BossLady
(Acorn slogan - PIMP LIKE YOU'RE HO-LESS)
To: Sax
11
posted on
10/13/2009 5:54:23 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
To: gogogodzilla
"Whale penis leather? Why would ANYONE want to sit on whale penis leather?!?"You know you've made it when your seats are upholstered with whale penis leather.
12
posted on
10/13/2009 5:56:06 PM PDT
by
The Good Doctor
(Democracy is the only system where you can vote for a tax that you can avoid the obligation to pay.)
To: benjibrowder
Interior of the Dartz T98; couldn't find any pix of the Monaco Red Diamond.
13
posted on
10/13/2009 5:58:47 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
To: Daffynition
I’m sure PETA is all over the whale penis thing.
14
posted on
10/13/2009 6:04:14 PM PDT
by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)
To: The Good Doctor
That’s just nuts.
Its not just some skin off your nose.
15
posted on
10/13/2009 6:05:46 PM PDT
by
lefty-lie-spy
(Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/)
To: RichInOC
I guess that makes it a Moby Dickmobile.
16
posted on
10/13/2009 6:06:48 PM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
To: Daffynition
And it doesn’t even have a stick shift...
17
posted on
10/13/2009 6:07:21 PM PDT
by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: Daffynition
I feel this strange compulsion to drive mine thru tunnels...
To: Buckeye McFrog
Gold plated, bulletproof windows are promised to compromise the bulletproof 22inch alloys. A tungsten exhaust and tungsten badging and gauges, complemented by white gold gauges encrusted with precious gem stones also add to the list. Extra kevlar coating, just in case you happen to be driving through a war zone, and a Rogue Acoustic Audio System to ensure you cant hear the carnage are all included.
20
posted on
10/13/2009 6:12:38 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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