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$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
Jalopnik.com ^ | October 12, 2009 | Ben Wojdyla

Posted on 10/13/2009 5:46:45 PM PDT by Daffynition

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1 posted on 10/13/2009 5:46:45 PM PDT by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition

Ugly.


2 posted on 10/13/2009 5:49:32 PM PDT by benjibrowder (For Neda. May God bless those fighting for freedom.)
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To: Daffynition

If you stroke the back seat, it grows into a pit sofa group.


3 posted on 10/13/2009 5:49:52 PM PDT by Sax
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Save the whales. Especially the males.


4 posted on 10/13/2009 5:50:08 PM PDT by Misterioso (The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. -- Ayn Rand)
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To: Daffynition

>> We have a lot of questions about this car, most of them whale penis leather-related...

Hey, what a coincidence! Me too. Great minds etc.

I bet the seats are really soft... until you drive by a cute female whale.


5 posted on 10/13/2009 5:50:20 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Stop dissing drunken sailors! At least they spend their OWN money.)
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Whale-penis leather upholstery? Is that wise? I mean, you’d have to be really careful about rubbing it...


6 posted on 10/13/2009 5:51:03 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Daffynition

Whale penis leather?

Why would ANYONE want to sit on whale penis leather?!?

I think I want to barf now.


7 posted on 10/13/2009 5:51:30 PM PDT by gogogodzilla (Live free or die!)
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I guess size matters after all--especially to little short guys like Pootie-poot.
8 posted on 10/13/2009 5:52:22 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard (Truth--The liberal's Kryptonite)
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>>Why would ANYONE want to sit on whale penis leather?!?<<

Can you imagine the Bris knife?


9 posted on 10/13/2009 5:52:54 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: Daffynition

So this is what the Russian Mob is driving these days..... ;)


10 posted on 10/13/2009 5:53:10 PM PDT by BossLady (Acorn slogan - PIMP LIKE YOU'RE HO-LESS)
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To: Sax

Or makes you blind. ;)


11 posted on 10/13/2009 5:54:23 PM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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"Whale penis leather? Why would ANYONE want to sit on whale penis leather?!?"

You know you've made it when your seats are upholstered with whale penis leather.

12 posted on 10/13/2009 5:56:06 PM PDT by The Good Doctor (Democracy is the only system where you can vote for a tax that you can avoid the obligation to pay.)
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To: benjibrowder
Interior of the Dartz T98; couldn't find any pix of the Monaco Red Diamond.


13 posted on 10/13/2009 5:58:47 PM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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I’m sure PETA is all over the whale penis thing.


14 posted on 10/13/2009 6:04:14 PM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)
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To: The Good Doctor

That’s just nuts.
Its not just some skin off your nose.


15 posted on 10/13/2009 6:05:46 PM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/)
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To: RichInOC

I guess that makes it a Moby Dickmobile.


16 posted on 10/13/2009 6:06:48 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Daffynition

And it doesn’t even have a stick shift...


17 posted on 10/13/2009 6:07:21 PM PDT by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: Daffynition

I feel this strange compulsion to drive mine thru tunnels...


19 posted on 10/13/2009 6:08:25 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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Gold plated, bulletproof windows are promised to compromise the bulletproof 22inch alloys. A tungsten exhaust and tungsten badging and gauges, complemented by white gold gauges encrusted with precious gem stones also add to the list. Extra kevlar coating, just in case you happen to be driving through a war zone, and a Rogue Acoustic Audio System to ensure you can’t hear the carnage are all included.
20 posted on 10/13/2009 6:12:38 PM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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