Posted on 10/14/2009 7:31:05 AM PDT by JoeProBono
HERNANDO BEACH, FL -- Hernando County Sheriff's deputies have arrested a South Carolina teen on a charge of throwing a deadly missile at a moving vehicle. That missile was a burrito, deputies said.
According to a police report, John Addie was driving his Honda when he noticed someone lean out of an approaching white Dodge and throw something. The next thing Addie knew his front windshield was cracked and he was covered in refried beans.
Addie followed the Dodge and called deputies. Deputy Scott Lamia wrote in his report the victim's "vehicle, which was clean and in excellent condition, had a chip in the windshield where the hard object struck it. I observed the contents of a burrito to be on John’s person and his driver’s seat.
A portion of the burrito was on the window frame, on the exterior of his vehicle. I also observed the remainder of the burrito to be at the base of the driver’s seat. It should be noted that John suffered no injury as a result of being struck by the burrito."
I’ve caused “damage” with a burrito, but it took hours....
Taco Bell pretty much did that to burritos years ago.
I was expecting a flatulence joke. ;o)
“Drop the Chalupa!”
There’s a place on Western Avenue in Chicago that makes what seems like a two pound burrito. A 290 pound friend ate two of them and eventually released enough gas to supply a Viking range. If that ain’t deadly I don’t know what is.
Don’t tell the Taliban!
Had to have been a Chipotle burrito. Nothing Taco Bell serves is large enough to do that kind of damage!
The question is, where did he obtain some of my ex-wife’s cooking?
I've yet to make it into the second half.
Speaking of taco bell, anyone tried the black taco yet?
“Every little bean must be heard as well as seen.”
The Great Toothless One Speaks, Oprah’s Book Club
Bum wrap
School mistakes huge burrito for weapon, goes into lockdown
CLOVIS, N.M. - A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.
Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.
The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapeños and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.
Pshh. I can do that. And I don’t even need to throw it.
I have a bean burrito and I’m not afraid to use it.
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