Caption Biden and Pelosi

[Lucky9teen]

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of Calif. talks with Vice President Joe Biden on Capitol Hill in Washington, Tuesday, Nov. 3, 2009, prior to German Chancellor Angela Merkel's address to a joint session of Congress

[Lucky9teen]

Pelosi: I'm tellin' you, we won!

[RummyChick]

I am next in line and don't you ever forget it.

[Mark]

Two peas in a pod. Correction: Two pea brains in a pod.

[SMARTY]

They look like cadavers

[workerbee]

"So, the story is, we won?"
"Yes, Joe. We Won."
"Cuz I can embellish a little if you want me to --"
"No, Joe! Just stick to the script I give you. We Won."
"We Won. We Won. You're sure that's it?"
"I'm sure, Joe."

[Mind Freed]

Joe: Hahahahaha... You didn't see the whoopi cushion again!

Damnit Joe! That's why people never take you serious!

[a fool in paradise]

[Doogle]

NAZI:"I'm telling you Joe, see my plastic surgeon, he'll do wonders for that vacant plug spot you have back there....LOOK what he's done for my eyes"..*bat bat*

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

They love using that ‘pointer finger’ don’t they? I like using the ‘middle one’, myself on occasion (when no one is looking). ;-)

[Sir Clancelot]

Joe, you really need to consider more hair plugs, that scar from your craniectomy is really obvious. And....by the way.........just how much of your brain did they take out?

[Sir Clancelot]

Nancy, it’s so good you got that face lift, you actually look like your either smiling or surprised all the time. Works well on a day like this.

[PA-RIVER]

Joe: I Know Putin, He was my KGB Contact when I was first elected to congress. Let me tell you Nancy, your no Putin.

[Thrownatbirth]

"You want thanks for 4,000 votes in NY?

I needed 400,000 in VA!"

[the long march]

I forgot my meds. Do you have any meds? Please I need my meds

[workerbee]

"Joh, I cand unclensh eye teef."
"Wazzat?"
"I shed, I cand unclensh eye TEEF!"
"Huh?"
"JOH!! I CAND UNCLESH EYE TEEF!"
"Ooh... well... you want me to say a few words for you?"
"OOH! OOH! Ohn oo at! Ohn oo at!"

[spectre]

Pelosi: "Tell them we won"

Biden "OK, I have an idea. Let's tell them we won."

sw

[The_Sword_of_Groo]

yes yes yeeeeesssss!

[OB1kNOb]

"No Nancy. Even I'm not stupid enough to pull your finger."

[70th Division]

Our face would look that bad too if we had to squeeze through our sphincter muscle every day like she does.

[OB1kNOb]

"...but I'm betting you're stupid enough to pull my finger."

[unique]

Did you just fart?

[Osage Orange]

Smell my finger, Nancy....

No, smell mine Joe.

[Michael.SF.]

Biden: That was a great win for us last night, Almost like Napoleon's win at Water Lou.

Pelosi: You are sew write Joe. But I am a big foot ball fan. It reminded me more of the St. Louis Cardinals beating the Stealer's in last year's Super Bowl in New Orlean's.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Now look you old scank!....I don't care if you're Speaker of the World!.....This is my chair right behind Obama!

[OrioleFan]

Biden: "Listen, our agenda is in big trouble!"

Pelosi: "Fire burn and caldron bubble!"

Biden, "Huh?"

[AngelesCrestHighway]

PPPSSSTTTT!....Joe!....Does my smile look phony enough? /

[mikrofon]

"Nan, the German chancellor's due any minute-
shouldn't we be hanging their flag with the swasteeka on it?"

[bray]

Do I still look 25??

[myfreepress]

you always have the funniest pictures :)

[keepitreal]

Pelosi: "Not a word Joe, shh, zip it, nope. This is my house, and only my idiots are allowed to talk."

[keepitreal]

Smile big Joe. I'm looking at my reflection in your pearlies to see if I have any lettuce in my teeth from lunch. It's good that you're of some use in this world.

[MinuteGal]

"Remember, Joe, when Frau Merkel says President Obama is scheissdreck, DON'T stand up and clap unless I do."

Leni