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1 posted on 12/01/2009 1:19:05 PM PST by posterchild
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Ping


2 posted on 12/01/2009 1:23:23 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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Confused men try to rob Md. funeral home, end up stiffed.


3 posted on 12/01/2009 1:24:58 PM PST by GOP_Party_Animal
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And the congregation sang “I got no Body...”


4 posted on 12/01/2009 2:23:15 PM PST by Colvin (Harry Reid is a sap sucking idiot.)
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To: posterchild

Mrs. jimfree was suggesting that they were looking for cold hard cash.

I don’t know this particular Lee Funeral Home, but I’ve seen others that look like they might be banks. Of course once can read the sign and know for sure.


5 posted on 12/01/2009 3:16:01 PM PST by jimfree (In 2012 Sarah Palin will continue to have more relevant quality executive experience than B. Obama.)
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To: posterchild

Hold muh beer....


7 posted on 12/01/2009 3:43:24 PM PST by Sparky21555
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8 posted on 12/01/2009 3:54:00 PM PST by Grim (I'M VOTING FOR SARAH.)
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As a result, banks are going to start playing a constant soundtrack of funeral home music to confuse would-be thieves.


10 posted on 12/01/2009 5:03:18 PM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: posterchild

They thought the funeral home had a vault too.


11 posted on 12/01/2009 5:38:10 PM PST by Redcitizen (Zartan for President 2012)
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As Charles Murray pointed out years ago, any realistic attempt to deal with career criminals has to take into account the fact that their average IQ is in the 80s.


14 posted on 12/02/2009 6:48:26 AM PST by Interesting Times (For the truth about "swift boating" see ToSetTheRecordStraight.com)
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ALL RIGHT, NOBODY MOVE!!!! THIS IS A STICK UP!!
16 posted on 12/02/2009 7:06:10 AM PST by Pistolshot (Brevity: Saying a lot, while saying very little.)
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