"where's pancakes house?"
Posted on 12/16/2009 10:41:33 PM PST by Frantzie
TIGER Woods is close to "cracking up" after spending days alone watching CARTOONS and eating cereal. Close friends fear the golf superstar, 33, can't cope in the wake of his sex scandal.
He changed his mobile phone number the day after his late-night car crash which sparked a stream of revelations - so friends can no longer contact him.
(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...
Looks like the moving vans are there and Elin is going. I really respect her now. It seems like she has standards, morals and will not be made a fool by him.
Well, the single life does have it's perks.
“Family Guy”? Or maybe “South Park”.
Woods’ childhood sweetheart Dina Parr told how he was shattered and wept when he found his dad Earl was cheating on his mum.
I picture that scene of Mel Gibson in one of the Lethal Weapon movies (the South Africans & Krugerands one) with Bug’s Bunny (Three Stooge’s?) playing on the small TV in his trailer on the beach.
Sounds like some generational curses . . . if not demonic influences may have followed the family line down . . .
He could have had prayer for that . . .
He reall goes nuts at the end when Porky Pig says “Thhaatts aall ffolks.”
I don’t find this funny. If true, and that’s a very big IF, it is a monumental tragedy.
I read the article and it said the cartoon channel may have been the only channel where he could avoid his own story. He is either a mess or this is a NIKE PR dept sympathy play.
Elin looks like she is pissed and has just taken control. Good for her.
Yeah it is is sad if tre and not a PR agency move for sympathy.
I find it also tragic that other golfers played by the rules and he is probably jucin on PEDS/HRH/Steroids. People working like dogs to get better and one person is cheating and the PGA justs covers it up.
Also serially cheating on your wife and leaving he open to GLOBAL humilation.
...maybe 0bambi will follow his example when 0bambicare goes down
"where's pancakes house?"
I hear Spielberg initially was afraid to hire the guy for Lost World bc of his psycho character in Fargo.
Makes sense to me :)
Maybe Dragonball Z could help him feel better. :D
“.......spending days alone watching CARTOONS and eating cereal.”
Sounds like a little slice of heaven to me.
I don't know, I always thought Goku was juicing, too...
Wow - all that money and women throwing themselves at him.
What terrible problems.
He can have my no sex life and unemployment if he wants.
This is a lot harder for Tiger than it would be a normal person used to life’s disappointments.
This is the equivalent of telling a kid all in one day that there’s no Santa Claus, no Tooth Fairy and no Easter Bunny and mommy and daddy are getting a divorce and we’re out of money and you can’t have an X-Box and life is going to be filled with disappointment.
We’ll see how he handles his monster reality check, eventually he’ll have to learn a human emotion that has so far eluded him, humility.
Tiger, I’m here to help, BUGS BUNNY is the best cartoon series ever made and in another 1000 years it will STILL be the best cartoon ever made.
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