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Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer
The Telegraph ^ | 16 Dec 2009

Posted on 12/17/2009 7:04:02 PM PST by csvset

Lo Wung, 42, taught the monkeys so they could entertain crowds outside a shopping centre in Nshi, in eastern China's Hubei province.

But the money-spinning primates turned the tables on their trainer when he slipped during a show, with one quick-thinking monkey flooring him with a kick to the head.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Hobbies; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: animalrights; attack; monkey; napl; taekwondo; taekwondomonkeys; train; whenmonkeysattack
Pic at the source.

Everbody was kung-fu fighting.

1 posted on 12/17/2009 7:04:03 PM PST by csvset
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To: csvset

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/monkeys.wav


2 posted on 12/17/2009 7:09:27 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: csvset

Ah man!!!!

Too bad nobody got that on video. I would pay money to see that clip!!!


3 posted on 12/17/2009 7:11:28 PM PST by Ronin
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To: Ronin

Yep. A pack of martial arts monkeys delivering a beat down to their trainer. Priceless.


4 posted on 12/17/2009 7:15:22 PM PST by csvset
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To: csvset
"It was better than a Bruce Lee film."

ROTFLAMO!!
5 posted on 12/17/2009 7:27:47 PM PST by randomhero97 ("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!" - Ash)
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To: csvset

One of my favorite movies of all time is “Mad Monkey Kung Fu.”


6 posted on 12/17/2009 7:29:15 PM PST by upstanding
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To: csvset

They can kick, but how are their poomses?


7 posted on 12/17/2009 7:32:48 PM PST by colinhester
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To: csvset
In Communist China...monkey spanks you!
8 posted on 12/17/2009 7:38:27 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: csvset

>Mr Hu said: “He was really furious, he made the monkeys kneel on the ground with their hands tied behind their backs to punish them and make them show remorse for their nasty attack.”

LOL!


9 posted on 12/17/2009 7:45:31 PM PST by max americana (i)
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To: Slings and Arrows

kung-fu monkey ping!


10 posted on 12/17/2009 7:52:48 PM PST by Clay Moore (Obama: A good example of why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
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To: Clay Moore

[kung-fu monkey ping!]

Not another kung-fu monkey ping!


11 posted on 12/17/2009 8:49:00 PM PST by FastCoyote (I am intolerant of the intolerable.)
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To: csvset; FastCoyote; Clay Moore

Give these monkeys some wine and then it’ll be drunken monkey kung fu.


12 posted on 12/17/2009 9:01:21 PM PST by Redcitizen (Zartan for President 2012)
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To: csvset

This man has unleashed calamity on us all.

It will become a planet of the apes.


13 posted on 12/17/2009 9:03:55 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Rule-of-thumb: Any idea involving both monkeys and martial-arts trains is, a priori, a bad one.


14 posted on 12/17/2009 11:32:20 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: Slings and Arrows; csvset
We've seen their monkey business before.


15 posted on 12/18/2009 2:09:01 AM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: csvset

16 posted on 12/18/2009 2:18:35 AM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
"I abhor violence. Ugh."


17 posted on 12/18/2009 2:21:49 AM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality.)
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To: Daffynition
Too much monkey business for me to be in involved in.
18 posted on 12/18/2009 7:05:59 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: paulycy

I hate monkey hippies! They say they want to save the world, but all they do is fling poo and smell bad.


19 posted on 12/18/2009 7:07:25 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: Slings and Arrows

It’s a shame this thread got pulled a couple of days ago (for no article link) but I’m glad to see it back.


20 posted on 12/18/2009 7:48:53 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The earlier thread also had another picture of one of the monkeys hitting him with a stick, drunkey monkey style.


21 posted on 12/18/2009 7:51:29 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
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To: csvset; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; Lucky9teen

22 posted on 12/18/2009 7:53:24 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
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To: a fool in paradise

Y’know, the Monkees as martial artists would’ve made a great caper movie.


23 posted on 12/18/2009 8:10:35 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Especially since that’s back in the days when Bruce Lee was on tv.

My mind is muddled on any links between the Monkees and kung fu, judo, or karate (at least on the tube). There was a boxing scene in the movie HEAD.


24 posted on 12/18/2009 8:14:03 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
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To: Slings and Arrows
And monkeys get into the act too:


25 posted on 12/18/2009 8:16:10 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I hate monkeys.


26 posted on 12/18/2009 10:11:44 AM PST by TheOldLady (No more global baloneyism!! -- Jim Thompson!)
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To: csvset

If those monkeys were taking World Taekwondo Federation style, the trainer could simply try to punch them in the head.


27 posted on 12/20/2009 2:59:11 AM PST by TypeZoNegative (Pro life & Vegan because I respect all life, Republican because our enemies don't respect ours.)
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