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Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer
The Telegraph ^
| 16 Dec 2009
Posted on 12/17/2009 7:04:02 PM PST by csvset
Lo Wung, 42, taught the monkeys so they could entertain crowds outside a shopping centre in Nshi, in eastern China's Hubei province.
But the money-spinning primates turned the tables on their trainer when he slipped during a show, with one quick-thinking monkey flooring him with a kick to the head.
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Hobbies; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: animalrights; attack; monkey; napl; taekwondo; taekwondomonkeys; train; whenmonkeysattack
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Pic at the source.
Everbody was kung-fu fighting.
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posted on
12/17/2009 7:04:03 PM PST
by
csvset
To: csvset
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posted on
12/17/2009 7:09:27 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
To: csvset
Ah man!!!!
Too bad nobody got that on video. I would pay money to see that clip!!!
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posted on
12/17/2009 7:11:28 PM PST
by
Ronin
To: Ronin
Yep. A pack of martial arts monkeys delivering a beat down to their trainer. Priceless.
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posted on
12/17/2009 7:15:22 PM PST
by
csvset
To: csvset
"It was better than a Bruce Lee film."
ROTFLAMO!!
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posted on
12/17/2009 7:27:47 PM PST
by
randomhero97
("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!" - Ash)
To: csvset
One of my favorite movies of all time is “Mad Monkey Kung Fu.”
To: csvset
They can kick, but how are their poomses?
To: csvset
In Communist China...monkey spanks you!
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posted on
12/17/2009 7:38:27 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: csvset
>Mr Hu said: “He was really furious, he made the monkeys kneel on the ground with their hands tied behind their backs to punish them and make them show remorse for their nasty attack.”
LOL!
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
12/17/2009 7:52:48 PM PST
by
Clay Moore
(Obama: A good example of why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
To: Clay Moore
[kung-fu monkey ping!]
Not another kung-fu monkey ping!
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posted on
12/17/2009 8:49:00 PM PST
by
FastCoyote
(I am intolerant of the intolerable.)
To: csvset; FastCoyote; Clay Moore
Give these monkeys some wine and then it’ll be drunken monkey kung fu.
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posted on
12/17/2009 9:01:21 PM PST
by
Redcitizen
(Zartan for President 2012)
To: csvset
This man has unleashed calamity on us all.
It will become a planet of the apes.
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posted on
12/17/2009 9:03:55 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Rule-of-thumb: Any idea involving both monkeys and martial-arts trains is,
a priori, a bad one.
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posted on
12/17/2009 11:32:20 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
To: Slings and Arrows; csvset
We've seen their monkey business before.
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posted on
12/18/2009 2:09:01 AM PST
by
Daffynition
(What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
To: csvset
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posted on
12/18/2009 2:18:35 AM PST
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality.)
To: Slings and Arrows
"I abhor violence. Ugh."
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posted on
12/18/2009 2:21:49 AM PST
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
12/18/2009 7:05:59 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
To: paulycy
I hate monkey hippies! They say they want to save the world, but all they do is fling poo and smell bad.
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posted on
12/18/2009 7:07:25 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
To: Slings and Arrows
It’s a shame this thread got pulled a couple of days ago (for no article link) but I’m glad to see it back.
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posted on
12/18/2009 7:48:53 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
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