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Dave Barry's Gift Guide 2009
Miami Herald ^ | 12/19/09 | Dave Barry

Posted on 12/19/2009 2:58:38 PM PST by LongElegantLegs

In these troubled economic times, when money is scarce for many people, it's important that we remind ourselves, and our loved ones, that the holiday season is not about buying things. Then we and our loved ones can enjoy a hearty laugh, because, of COURSE the holiday season is about buying things. Now more than ever, the U.S. retail economy depends on consumers spending money they don't actually have on gifts that nobody actually needs. That is the thinking behind the federal government's recently passed $783-billion Emergency Holiday Retail Stimulus Act, which will be used to purchase, among other things, what the White House has described as ``a cheese log the size of the Chrysler Building.''


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: davebarry; gifts

1 posted on 12/19/2009 2:58:40 PM PST by LongElegantLegs
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To: Vor Lady; TapTap; Bunny_with_a_switchblade

Ka-pwing.


2 posted on 12/19/2009 2:59:55 PM PST by LongElegantLegs (Raise the fanged and warlike mistress, stern, impassive, weaponed mistress...)
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To: LongElegantLegs

If only Dave Barry could be president and the other Barry could write for the Miami Herald oh what a wonderful world it would be ...


3 posted on 12/19/2009 3:37:36 PM PST by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: LongElegantLegs

Thanks for the ping.


4 posted on 12/19/2009 3:51:51 PM PST by Vor Lady ("Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." JFK)
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