[Daffynition]

[lawnguy]

Well Nancy, according to most old western movies, there’s a dead guy somewhere near your house.

[ransomnote]

I pictured numerous ambulance chasers (trial lawyers) surrounding her house. Then my mind drifted to a flock of Obamacare Dems........

[SWAMPSNIPER]

I have a small flock roosting on my property but they don’t bother anything. I’ve never heard of the situation described. There was a vulture many years ago which would beg for snacks around the service stations on one of the I-95 exits, but it wasn’t threatening.

[Domangart]

A democrat.

[fieldmarshaldj]

[GeronL]

This sounds like inner-city gang activity to me. /sarc

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

Nothing a good pellet gun can’t fix.

[blueplum]

sumbuddy needs to go fetch o’er to Widow Cox’s house and pick ‘em some feathers

[ebshumidors]

When we were living in CA, we threw the turkey carcass in the abandoned house next door’s yard and watched a vulture and a cat fight over it. Liquid induced entertainment.

[1COUNTER-MORTER-68]

mmmmm,,,Full-Choke~~~#4 Shot,,,

Call me in the morning...;0)

[RC one]

ya know, that would just be...unnerving. Along similar lines, I pulled into my driveway this weekend and I believe I observed either a female or an immature bald eagle or, possibly, a golden eagle flying out of a large tree in my yard. It was a very large brown bird of prey and definitely wasn’t a hawk, owl, or vulture anyways.

[GovernmentShrinker]

And meanwhile, all across the nation, state and local governments struggle with how to dispose of old vehicle tires . . .

The birds want rubber, so GIVE them rubber already! Give them rubber that you WANT them to chew up. It's not like we don't have a virtually unlimited supply.

[Atchafalaya]

Taze’em chere!

[exnavy]

Nothing a good 12 ga shotgun wouldn’t cure.

[melsec]

Nancy your dead and stuck in an episode of Twilight Zone!

[RU88]

Just how far is Ridgeway from Washington?

[RetSignman]

[slowly chewing their way inside her Ridgeway home.]

Just fill out the census and they will go away.

[Zeppo]

Sounds like she needs a good recipe for Vulture a l’Orange...

[Hot Tabasco]

"Patience my ass! I'm gonna kill something!"

[kalee]

ping