Tiger’s caddie says he won’t allow heckling

AP via MSNBC ^ | 02/20/10 | Staff

[OldDeckHand]

Williams says he wants to make sure Woods has a ‘level playing field’.

SYDNEY - says he won’t tolerate any heckling of his star player whenever the world’s No. 1 golfer returns to competition.

Woods on Friday apologized for cheating on his wife, Elin, and said he’s unsure when he’ll return to golf. Woods indicated that he could make his return sometime this season.

[rawhide]

Thug Steve Williams is just daring anyone to heckle Woods, just daring them. I hope many will now heckle Woods!!!

[tumblindice]

I haven’t played golf for years, but they used to always have these really nice ball washers on all the Army post golf courses. They always had water, a little soap.
You’d put one of your balls in the hole, then you pulled the handle up and and down, up and down and your ball came out all squeaky clean. Then you’d do the other one.
I don’t miss that part of golf at all, no sir. I’m guessing Tiger’s major domo washes his balls for him.

[Trajan88]

If Woods can't take the heat maybe he should find another sport to partake. Maybe mini-golf is the way to go... getting the little white ball past a T-rex?

[LibWhacker]

Cool! Beat me up, Stevie! Sounds like a good way to take a big bite out of Tiger’s fortune.

[parsifal]

You know, if Tiger has a sense of humor, he would get a stripper for his next caddie and have her out there in a low cut blouse, short shorts, and boots maybe. Have her strut her stuff between holes. Do a faux dance on the hole flags.

parsy, who doubts it will happen

[ncalburt]

Tiger was famous for being the most snotty and unfriendly golfer on the circuit.

Good riddance to him !

[DigitalVideoDude]

Yeah, a “Pin Dancer” LOL

[altair]

Don't need to heckle... just get some healthy young women, in various sorts of clothing.

Dressed in t-shirts labeled "Tiger's 19th hole" or something like that ... Perhaps someone could persuade the "kissing bandit" (the well endowed lady who used to run onto baseball fields and kiss players) to return from retirement.

Or on the gripping hand, how about we just leave Tiger alone?

[mewzilla]

Sigh. They just keep digging...

[mad_as_he$$]

Guess I will have to attend a golfing event with Tiger in it - just so I can heckle and take this punk out if he comes after me.

[Hot Tabasco]

If Woods can't take the heat maybe he should find another sport to partake.

If golf is indeed a gentleman's sport, then the same expectation should be made of the fans, no?

[verity]

Keyboard badass. lol

[newfreep]

Williams will tell Tiger to throw his club specifically at the heckler since Woods has experience in that behaviour.

[mad_as_he$$]

lol. And I can back it up!

I can't stand those “you better not” a$$holes. If Tiger plays in Nevada I will be there. The laws favor heckling until you are asked to leave by the owner of the property then it is time to go.

[TADSLOS]

[verity]

Hope somebody takes a picture if he shoves a nine iron up your ass. lolol

[Moonman62]

and what the f is he going to do? beat ‘em up? Nike will drop Tiger like a hot potato the first time that happens.

You're kidding, right? Nike loves thugs.

[mad_as_he$$]

Ok if they take them when I pull it out and wrap it around his neck.

[verity]

A before and after shot would be hilarious.

[mad_as_he$$]

Hey, I see a golden opportunity to get on the Tiger Fortune Dispersal program!!! Since I am not female this may be my only chance!