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Wash. Man Electrocuted By Urinating On Power Line
SFChronicle ^ | March 01, 2010

Posted on 03/01/2010 2:05:41 PM PST by Steelfish

Edited on 03/01/2010 2:08:51 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

Authorities believe a Washington man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a car crash. Grays Harbor County sheriff's Deputy Dave Pimentel (PIM'-en-tel) said Monday 50-year-old Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday and called a relative to pull his car from a ditch.


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TOPICS: Science; Society
KEYWORDS: napl; urinatingpower
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1 posted on 03/01/2010 2:05:42 PM PST by Steelfish
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To: Steelfish

Definitely a Darwin.


2 posted on 03/01/2010 2:06:10 PM PST by La Lydia
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To: Steelfish

Shocking news.


3 posted on 03/01/2010 2:06:54 PM PST by Winstons Julia (The liberal mantra: Never enough.)
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To: Steelfish

“Pimentel says Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn’t see the live wire. The urine stream likely served as a conductor...”

Alll ABOARD....


4 posted on 03/01/2010 2:07:25 PM PST by jessduntno (They'll get my false teeth when they pry them from my sister's cold, dead mouth!)
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To: Steelfish

What a pisser...


5 posted on 03/01/2010 2:07:33 PM PST by US Navy Vet
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To: Steelfish

That’s got to hurt.


6 posted on 03/01/2010 2:08:31 PM PST by Pelham
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To: Steelfish

What a reVOLTing way to go.


7 posted on 03/01/2010 2:09:39 PM PST by muglywump (Seven days without laughter makes one weak.)
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To: Steelfish

not likely. the urine stream is not a continuous flow, it is a series of droplets, very close together, but the air between serves as an insulator.

probably stepped into the ditch full of water and power lines. but that headline is less dramatic.


8 posted on 03/01/2010 2:10:27 PM PST by fnord (497 and a half feet of rope? ... I just carry it.)
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To: Steelfish
Mythbusters says this is not possible... Unless the guy was kneeling down.

Episode 3: Barrel of Bricks, Third Rail, Eel skin wallet

9 posted on 03/01/2010 2:11:20 PM PST by raybbr
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To: Steelfish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuT79I_IoJA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbht8fCGpfQ


10 posted on 03/01/2010 2:11:23 PM PST by KeyLargo
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To: fnord

Sounds like one for the Man Channel 1001 Ways to Die Show.


11 posted on 03/01/2010 2:11:47 PM PST by 21twelve (Having the Democrats in control is like a never-ending game of Calvin ball. (Giotto))
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To: Steelfish

“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”

Will Rogers


12 posted on 03/01/2010 2:12:20 PM PST by PhatHead
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To: KeyLargo

Ren and Stimpy had a board game ca;led “Don’t Whiz On The Electric Fence”.


13 posted on 03/01/2010 2:12:33 PM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Steelfish

The crash probably scared the piss outta’ him and the rest is, as we say, history.

Ummm, this is also not too far from my hometown. Looks like the local gene pool is experiencing a little cleansing.


14 posted on 03/01/2010 2:13:01 PM PST by copaliscrossing (Progressives are Socialists)
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To: fnord
not likely. the urine stream is not a continuous flow, it is a series of droplets, very close together, but the air between serves as an insulator.

probably stepped into the ditch full of water and power lines. but that headline is less dramatic.

fnord is probably correct. He probably stepped into a wet area... But it doesn't make the news as er.... SHOCKING...
15 posted on 03/01/2010 2:14:01 PM PST by BigEdLB (Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
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To: Steelfish

Didn’t Myth Busters determine that this was unlikely, since Buster’s stream was a poor conductor?


16 posted on 03/01/2010 2:14:15 PM PST by Minn (Here is a realistic picture of the prophet: ----> ([: {()
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To: Steelfish

Talk about a wild way to go!


17 posted on 03/01/2010 2:14:57 PM PST by 1776 Reborn
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To: Steelfish

OUCH! That must have been ENLIGHTENING!!


18 posted on 03/01/2010 2:15:28 PM PST by jakerobins
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To: raybbr
Downed power line is not the same thing as 3rd rail.

You can potentially get zorched just stepping out of your car with a downed power line.

19 posted on 03/01/2010 2:15:54 PM PST by TChris ("Hello", the politician lied.)
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To: Steelfish

The guy’s manhood became a fuseable link...Ouch!


20 posted on 03/01/2010 2:16:26 PM PST by tophat9000 (Obama has "Jumped The Shark" ...and fell in the shark tank)
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