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Teen shoots his own testicles
Mercury News ^ | 3-8-10 | Staff

Posted on 03/08/2010 11:14:05 AM PST by Mikey_1962

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To: Mikey_1962

He will never have the balls to do that again!


41 posted on 03/08/2010 11:32:14 AM PST by earlJam
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To: Loud Mime

Right! now don’t do it again or I’ll cut your b@11s off!


42 posted on 03/08/2010 11:33:04 AM PST by NativeSon
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To: johniegrad
whose name is being withheld because he's a minor soprano castrati.
43 posted on 03/08/2010 11:34:18 AM PST by Trailerpark Badass (One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain.)
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To: Mikey_1962

Hate when that happens...


44 posted on 03/08/2010 11:34:32 AM PST by RightOnline
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To: Mikey_1962

When this happened I wonder if he said: “Oh Balls!”


45 posted on 03/08/2010 11:34:33 AM PST by Married with Children
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To: Mikey_1962
Be careful Ralphie!! You'll shoot your balls off!!!


46 posted on 03/08/2010 11:34:40 AM PST by VeniVidiVici (Democrats and Pelosi. The party of thieves, liars and tax cheats)
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To: beebuster2000

two stones with one bird?


47 posted on 03/08/2010 11:35:31 AM PST by Married with Children
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To: Pessimist
My guess is someone else did it to him, and he’s covering for them out of fear.

Nah, probably Mexican carry in his baggy britches with a Glock.

48 posted on 03/08/2010 11:35:32 AM PST by Trailerpark Badass (One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain.)
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To: Vaquero

Minors are not allowed to own handguns in California.


49 posted on 03/08/2010 11:35:34 AM PST by Persevero ("Our culture is far better than a retarded Islamic culture." -Geert Wilders)
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To: Mikey_1962
This kid is smarter and braver than many of his age. If I had done that at 17 I would have had far fewer problems in life not having to worry about women and lacking testosterone. And to shoot oneself in the nuts...I do not know many that brave or stoopid.
50 posted on 03/08/2010 11:37:37 AM PST by vetvetdoug
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To: Mikey_1962
Teen shoots his own testicles

Darwin's survival of the spieces in action. The guy simply has no desire to propagate, and is merely taking early action to make sure he never gets any progeny

52 posted on 03/08/2010 11:39:42 AM PST by SmokingJoe
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To: Loud Mime
Let's see if anyone gets this reference...

Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

53 posted on 03/08/2010 11:40:18 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (The townhalls were going great until the oPods showed up.)
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To: beebuster2000
notice its testicle(s) as in plural.

he hit both !! thats pretty good shooting but i am just wondering on how you shoot both of your own? with one shot?

hmm....

Magic bullet???

54 posted on 03/08/2010 11:42:08 AM PST by Niteranger68 (Barack Obama is Osama bin Laden's relief pitcher.)
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To: IYAS9YAS; NativeSon

LOL - - Son, you almost got it right.

Darn...you guys are quick!


55 posted on 03/08/2010 11:42:39 AM PST by Loud Mime (Liberalism is a Socialist Disease)
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To: Persevero

does not say handgun anywhere in the article.


56 posted on 03/08/2010 11:44:15 AM PST by Vaquero (BHO....'The Pretenda from Kenya')
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To: Mikey_1962

Idiot, hopefully the damage will prevent successful breeding.


57 posted on 03/08/2010 11:44:40 AM PST by east1234 (It's the borders stupid! My new environmentalist inspired tagline: cut, kill, dig and drill)
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To: Logic n' Reason

“He shot himself THERE??? And “walked” in to the care center??????????????????????
We have a US Marine recruit in our midst!!”

If not, he can try out for the Vienna Boys Choir.


58 posted on 03/08/2010 11:45:34 AM PST by howlinhound (ARE PLAN AS PRO)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
http://www.archive.org/details/AlessandroMoreschi

The ethereal voice of Alessandro Moreschi, the last classically trained castrato, singing Ave Maria.

I've always maintained that was what made Michael Jackson so weird..I think his dad had him fixed before his voice changed, so they wouldn't lose the "golden goose."

The trauma of that messed him up mentally and made him into a perpetual child...not to mention sexually confused...but it's just a theory...

59 posted on 03/08/2010 11:45:47 AM PST by t-dude
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To: Loud Mime
I know, "And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your b@11s off".

Memory is a bit shaky, I blame that keg of New Castle out back...

60 posted on 03/08/2010 11:52:27 AM PST by NativeSon
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