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Teen shoots his own testicles
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Posted on 03/08/2010 11:14:05 AM PST by Mikey_1962
A Vallejo teenager allegedly shot himself in the testicles Thursday afternoon, police said.
Police said the 17-year-old, whose name is being withheld because he's a minor, walked into Kaiser Permanente Vallejo Medical Center at about 5:45 p.m. with a gunshot wound.
The gun is still outstanding, police said, and the teen has not been cooperative
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: banglist; darwinaward; fail; napl; testicles
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To: Mikey_1962
He will never have the balls to do that again!
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posted on
03/08/2010 11:32:14 AM PST
by
earlJam
To: Loud Mime
Right! now don’t do it again or I’ll cut your b@11s off!
To: johniegrad
whose name is being withheld because he's a minor soprano castrati.
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posted on
03/08/2010 11:34:18 AM PST
by
Trailerpark Badass
(One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain.)
To: Mikey_1962
Hate when that happens...
To: Mikey_1962
When this happened I wonder if he said: “Oh Balls!”
To: Mikey_1962
Be careful Ralphie!! You'll shoot your balls off!!!
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posted on
03/08/2010 11:34:40 AM PST
by
VeniVidiVici
(Democrats and Pelosi. The party of thieves, liars and tax cheats)
To: beebuster2000
two stones with one bird?
To: Pessimist
My guess is someone else did it to him, and hes covering for them out of fear.Nah, probably Mexican carry in his baggy britches with a Glock.
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posted on
03/08/2010 11:35:32 AM PST
by
Trailerpark Badass
(One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain.)
To: Vaquero
Minors are not allowed to own handguns in California.
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posted on
03/08/2010 11:35:34 AM PST
by
Persevero
("Our culture is far better than a retarded Islamic culture." -Geert Wilders)
To: Mikey_1962
This kid is smarter and braver than many of his age. If I had done that at 17 I would have had far fewer problems in life not having to worry about women and lacking testosterone. And to shoot oneself in the nuts...I do not know many that brave or stoopid.
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To: Mikey_1962
Teen shoots his own testicles Darwin's survival of the spieces in action. The guy simply has no desire to propagate, and is merely taking early action to make sure he never gets any progeny
To: Loud Mime
Let's see if anyone gets this reference...Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
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posted on
03/08/2010 11:40:18 AM PST
by
IYAS9YAS
(The townhalls were going great until the oPods showed up.)
To: beebuster2000
notice its testicle(s) as in plural. he hit both !! thats pretty good shooting but i am just wondering on how you shoot both of your own? with one shot?
hmm....
Magic bullet???
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posted on
03/08/2010 11:42:08 AM PST
by
Niteranger68
(Barack Obama is Osama bin Laden's relief pitcher.)
To: IYAS9YAS; NativeSon
LOL - - Son, you almost got it right.
Darn...you guys are quick!
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posted on
03/08/2010 11:42:39 AM PST
by
Loud Mime
(Liberalism is a Socialist Disease)
To: Persevero
does not say handgun anywhere in the article.
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posted on
03/08/2010 11:44:15 AM PST
by
Vaquero
(BHO....'The Pretenda from Kenya')
To: Mikey_1962
Idiot, hopefully the damage will prevent successful breeding.
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posted on
03/08/2010 11:44:40 AM PST
by
east1234
(It's the borders stupid! My new environmentalist inspired tagline: cut, kill, dig and drill)
To: Logic n' Reason
“He shot himself THERE??? And “walked” in to the care center??????????????????????
We have a US Marine recruit in our midst!!”
If not, he can try out for the Vienna Boys Choir.
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posted on
03/08/2010 11:45:34 AM PST
by
howlinhound
(ARE PLAN AS PRO)
To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
http://www.archive.org/details/AlessandroMoreschi
The ethereal voice of Alessandro Moreschi, the last classically trained castrato, singing Ave Maria.
I've always maintained that was what made Michael Jackson so weird..I think his dad had him fixed before his voice changed, so they wouldn't lose the "golden goose."
The trauma of that messed him up mentally and made him into a perpetual child...not to mention sexually confused...but it's just a theory...
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posted on
03/08/2010 11:45:47 AM PST
by
t-dude
To: Loud Mime
I know, "And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your b@11s off".
Memory is a bit shaky, I blame that keg of New Castle out back...
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