Posted on 03/10/2010 9:29:23 PM PST by Neil E. Wright
1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "Bulls@!* Bingo" card by drawing a square.
I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns --five across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.
2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
. Restored our reputation
. Strategic fit
. Let me be clear
. Make no mistake
. Back from the brink
. Signs of recovery
. Out of the loop
. Benchmark
. Job creation
. Fiscal restraint
. Win-win
. Affordable health care
. Previous Administration
. Greed on Wall Street
. At the end of the day
. Empower (or empowerment)
. Touch base
. Mindset
. Corporate greed
. Ballpark
. Game plan
. Leverage
. Inherited as in "I inherited this mess"
. Relief for working families (alternate - "unprecedented")
3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLS#!* !"
Testimonials from past satisfied "Bulls#!* Bingo" players:
"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston
"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David D., Florida
"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill R., New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLS#!*!" for the third time in two hours." - Harry A, Chantilly
FREEDOM!
FREEDOM!
If I play this game, the only word out of my mouth for the next 2.5 years will be “Bullsh!t”
This is pure genius! The only problem is that, to play the game, one must actually sit through an entire Obummer speech. :-( Being quick on the remote, I rarely catch more than a word or two before I switch channels; the mere sound of his voice nauseates me.
I won.
Sorry, but you left out unexpectedly and unprecedented.
Already “viral” — we had at least four threads on this back at the SOTU address:
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