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The Perfect Free Republic Thread
My Mind ^ | 4/28/10 | Patrick1

Posted on 04/28/2010 8:55:21 PM PDT by Patrick1

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To: Patrick1

Is that a new show on the History Channel?


61 posted on 04/28/2010 10:58:26 PM PDT by Califreak (Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.)
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To: Daffynition

Yep, gotta have guns n’ gatos.


62 posted on 04/28/2010 11:10:59 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Yardstick; backhoe; SunkenCiv
...and esteemed keyboard cowboys ...


63 posted on 04/28/2010 11:21:20 PM PDT by Daffynition ( Someday we'll know why love can't move a mountain.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; jjsheridan5
Like so many things in life, it's an IQ test.

As I (fortunately not very often) tell the support people talking to my customers: "it can't be an endless loop. The program hasn't been released that long yet."

But really how could any FRee Republic thread be perfect without the compulsory "already been posted," rant? [I enjoy those almost as much as the idiots on usenet who would insist on wasting everybody's bandwidth flaming desperate and well-meaning n00bs for the unforgivable sin of cross-posting, because, well cross-posting wastes bandwidth. Duh.] If I weren't making billable hours at the moment, I'd've double posted it myself, or done one layer of indirection: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-us&q=the+perfect+fr+thread&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

64 posted on 04/28/2010 11:37:29 PM PDT by FredZarguna ("I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.")
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To: shibumi
your girl comes home repentant.

Actually, your wife gets up from the bar and puts her wedding ring back on.

65 posted on 04/28/2010 11:40:29 PM PDT by FredZarguna ("I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.")
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To: FredZarguna

What if he’s tired of the Old Lady and wants the girlfriend back?


66 posted on 04/28/2010 11:42:43 PM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: shibumi
What if he’s tired of the Old Lady and wants the girlfriend back?

Depends on the era of country music. In Hank Williams' day, there is no girlfriend. In Hank Williams Jr.'s there is a wife, and a girlfriend, and they both come back but at conveniently different times. In the Postmodern Country Era, the wife and girlfriend have a fight in the bar, make up, buy a six-pack of Miller Light, and meet you at the motel for a Ménage.

Not all cultural decay is a bad thing.

67 posted on 04/28/2010 11:51:01 PM PDT by FredZarguna ("I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.")
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To: FredZarguna

That is so disgusting that I wish I’d written it!


68 posted on 04/28/2010 11:56:08 PM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: Patrick1

Doesn’t a mention of Sarah Palin require a pic? Thought that was a rule here....


69 posted on 04/29/2010 1:15:03 AM PDT by Hetty_Fauxvert (March 2010: Congress shoved Obamacare down our throats. November 2010: We will shove it back!)
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To: Daffynition

70 posted on 04/29/2010 1:19:36 AM PDT by backhoe (Just an Old Keyboard Cowboy, ridin' the trakball into America's Twilight...)
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To: Patrick1

He shouldn’t have lost his balance and kept whacking the pit bull with the Palin sign. Coordination is everything.


71 posted on 04/29/2010 1:23:51 AM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: Patrick1; kanawa; Daffynition; shibumi; Salamander; Slings and Arrows; Markos33; JoeProBono; ...
Not guilty!


72 posted on 04/29/2010 1:24:53 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I can see November from my house!")
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To: Billthedrill

ROFLMAO!


73 posted on 04/29/2010 1:39:35 AM PDT by Salamander (Hold onto to all your fears 'cuz when I get outta here....vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
No pictures of Catherine Zeta-Jones, or talk of Hobbits, so It isn't perfect.
74 posted on 04/29/2010 1:48:14 AM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla (Pray for my soul. More things are wrought by prayer Than this world dreams of.-- Idylls of the King)
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To: Patrick1

Sorry, it’s not the perfect Free Republic thread...you haven’t said anything at all about mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin’ drunk...


75 posted on 04/29/2010 2:01:26 AM PDT by Abundy
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla; Slings and Arrows
"No pictures of Catherine Zeta-Jones,..."

"...or talk of Hobbits..."

"...or talk of Hob..."

"...or talk of..."

I'm sorry, did you mention Hobbits? ;^{)

76 posted on 04/29/2010 2:52:56 AM PDT by Semper Mark (Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. - Aristotle)
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To: Patrick1

Where’s the Apple computer advertisement?


77 posted on 04/29/2010 3:00:51 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ("...a whip of political correctness strangles their voice"-Vaclav Klaus on GW skeptics)
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To: Markos33

Thank you.


78 posted on 04/29/2010 3:01:12 AM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla (Pray for my soul. More things are wrought by prayer Than this world dreams of.-- Idylls of the King)
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To: Patrick1; mamelukesabre

Perfect?

Does it pass the Mamelukesabre test?


79 posted on 04/29/2010 3:47:37 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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To: ThomasThomas
"Where is Thailand?"
Not Thailand...Tainan...dammit.

;)
80 posted on 04/29/2010 3:49:44 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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