Posted on 05/05/2010 11:56:27 AM PDT by camerongood210
Obviously YOU did!
I can’t believe how many replies this thread has gotten.
Likely listed as cardiac arrest due to electrolyte imbalance secondary to chronic constipation and resultant malnutrition, as well as drug abuse.
Well, one of his favorite foods was fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches and he was taking a lot of pain drugs, too. So bowel paralysis + bad diet + pain meds = permanent constipation.
Oh yeah.....we all know his diet was bad....couple that with meds....and all the other stuff....my colon wouldn’t work either...LOL!
“Lemonade......that cool refreshing drink.”
I guess you know what the King’s last word were...
Looks down
“Hmm, corn.”
I’d have to recreate it.
Anybody whose favorite food is peanut butter and banana sandwiches is not going to suffer from much constipation.
Well, it can’t just walk out.
“I’m All Bound Up”
At the time he was here, I really didn’t take to his music. But now, I like it a lot better and have a lot of his stuff ... :-)””
Agreed, I wasn’t a big fan either, but now I recognize his talent.
Elvis died on my tenth birthday.
My mom was balling her eyes out.
Worst party i ever had.
I did get this awesome Estes model rocket though.
Shot it off that night as a memorial.
Elvis is alive and living in a nurseing home with a black JFK.
“Black” you ask? well better you ask the CIA about that one.....
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0281686/
(to the tune of “Suspicious Eyes”)
Died taking a crap
Could not shove it out
Because I’m con-sti-pated baby
Why can’t you see
How drugs have plugged up me
When I can’t get a turd to come today
I can’t go on forever
Without taking a poop
(without taking a poop)
And I just busted a vein
Trying to take a poop
Initial reports, which I remember well, said the King was at the time reading a book about Jesus having been a space alien.
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