Skip to comments.Do Not Mock Your Co-Worker's Tiny P_n_s While Testing Full-Body Scanners
Posted on 05/07/2010 9:27:42 AM PDT by KeyLargo
Do Not Mock Your Co-Worker's Tiny Penis While Testing Full-Body Scanners
By Laura Northrup on May 7, 2010 11:10 AM
If you've been wondering how much of your body airport full-body scanners actually do reveal, a recent TSA training session in Miami shows the answer: enough for your co-workers to mock the size of your genitals. The target of the mockery eventually found it unbearable, and police say that he "could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind," attacking one of his colleagues in the parking lot. He was arrested for aggravated battery.
From the police report:
"The investigation revealed that the [suspect] was upset after a training with "Whole Body Image" machine. The X-Ray revealed [the suspect] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis. [He] stated he could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind.
I wonder who had the biggest baton?
I’m a grower, not a shower.
Does the size matter when it is not erect? I am just sayin.
Those scanners are stupid. There is no reason for those things to show peoples’ bodies.
This is why I will never fly. My son will not go through those machines. That’s kiddy porn.
I used to work in a VA hospital, and I can tell you that the unerect size has NOTHING to do with what it looks like later. Some guys just retract like cat claws. This is probably a good thing for the survival of the species.
On the other hand, there are guys who really don’t have anything going on no matter what.
"Does the size matter when it is not erect? I am just sayin."
Well, if you are a terrorist packing a penis bomb...
I guess we need Barny Frank to check hung scanner pics for reality...
I suppose I should state that I’m a female so my fear of those machines has nothing to do with size. My fear is that there are going to be perverts trying to get these jobs. Also, body scanners are not the way to fix the problem.
Personally, BOTH of them need to be fired. The supervisor should have been more professional, and the guy who had to put up his monster truck/Corvette to bail himself out, well...
“I was in the pool!”
TSA: The new Post Office.
When job training includes revealing the size of a man's penis it's a true sign of just how sick our society has become. This guy ought to file a law suit against the government for forcing him to endure this gross intrusion into his privacy, and for being forced to endure daily ridicule by fellow gummint workers. What's wrong with using a manaquin or other substitute for this X-ray training? Somebody needs to pay and pay dearly for this disgusting turn of events.
THE WATER WAS COLD!!!! :D
Then there’s SHRINKAGE ....!!
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