Posted on 05/08/2010 7:51:14 AM PDT by ViLaLuz
A VIRAL ad for a blanket made with activated carbon fabric to completely and quickly absorb the odour of flatulence has become a hit on YouTube.
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>> completely and quickly absorb the odour of flatulence
What fun is that? Once I have made a masterpiece, I want to share it for the world to enjoy. Or at least for Mrs. Tick.
Dutch Oven -—BLOCK !!!
So... it absorbs all the "offending molecules"... for what? For how long?... I just have these horrible visions that this blanket is biding it's time.. collecting farts so that it can eventually evolve into some sort of gas-monster..
LOL!
LOL, I missed that one!
Oooh! I gotta get me one o' these!
There is hope for society! They don’t have a “shacking up” version, or a “gay” version. This product is for MARRIAGE only!
By the way, I don’t think that green gas was a mere simulation.
Lake inversion.
Why pay that much? I bought my wife a gas mask. It works real well: She can’t smell me and I don’t hear her snoring.
This thing sounds like another bubble building up. If the gases are allowed to build over time, it’s another bubble which is bound to burst. Any little spark or cigarette will cause an explosion.
Somebody should borrow from that idea and create a blanket (or mattress) that collects the methane from peoples bodies and then can be used as fuel for cars or trucks. Where are those environmental entrepreneurs when you need them?
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