A NEW updated Dr. Seuss

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[Neil E. Wright]

Received this today in email. I don't know who to credit it to, but it is too good not to share. Enjoy!

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How about indoctrinating our kids with THIS ....?

Oh. I do like this! I do, I do!

A new, updated, Dr. Seuss book.

I do not like this Uncle Sam,

I do not like his health care scam.

I do not like these dirty crooks,

Or how they lie and cook the books.

I do not like when Congress steals,

I do not like their secret deals.

I do not like this speaker, Nan ,

I do not like this 'YES WE CAN.'

I do not like this spending spree,

I'm smart, I know that nothing's free.

I do not like your smug replies,

When I complain about your lies.

I do not like this kind of hope.

I do not like it, nope, nope, nope!

[Neil E. Wright]

★ FREEDOM! ★

[afraidfortherepublic]

I thought that was hilarious and I sent it to about 100 friends. I was surprised at the reaction. One lady wrote to castigate me because she said that it wasn’t a good comparison because in the original story SamIam didn’t like green eggs and ham because he hadn’t tried it. He then liked it after he tried it, so this parady would mean that the American people might like the health care scam after they get used to it.

Geeeesh! I give up trying to amuse, or indoctrinate, my friends. [slapping forehead in exasperation]

[aynrandfreak]

good post, thanks!

[Fantasywriter]

I love it! I just forwarded it to a friend who writes this type of thing herself. Thanks for the post!

[ntmxx]

Titled:

Uncle Sam the Scam I am

[BenLurkin]

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/heyho.wav

[chris_bdba]

I just copied it to send out myself. Oh well just email her back and tell her she’s an idiot. ;)

[Deo volente]

Barack Hussein Obama will you please go now!
The time has come.
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go.
Go.
Go!
I don’t care how.
You can go by foot.
You can go by cow.
Barack Hussein Obama will you please go now!

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Love it! A+++++

[Oceander]

Anyone got that on a T-shirt or a poster? If not, I’m tempted to knock something out - I love it!

[mike_bs]

Found one reference to Davin Strang as the author: https://www.facebook.com/p​rofile.php?id=1529061084