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Police: Felon Bought Rifle To Stop Alien Invasion
courant.com ^
| July 4, 2010
Posted on 07/04/2010 3:23:58 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
A Fairfield man was arrested Thursday morning after buying a high powered rifle to stop an alien invasion, police said.
Fairfield Police Sgt. James Perez said Dane Eisenman, 57, responded to a classified advertisement for a .30-06 rifle about a month ago. While filing out the paper for the rifle, police said, he mentioned to the seller what he would be using the weapon for.
"He said he was going to use the weapon to kill aliens," Perez said.
The seller was unsure if Eisenman was referring to space aliens or illegal aliens, Perez added. Sgt. Perez said Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because "They're going to be coming soon."
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
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To: Free ThinkerNY
“Hey, if the federal government would only do their job...”
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:27:21 PM PDT
by
MontanaBeth
(Born Conservative)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans There is truly nothing new under the sun....
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:28:52 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Dane Wayne?)
To: MontanaBeth
If I could stop laughing long enough, I would agree with you that this is a very sad situation.
To: MontanaBeth
One need not take Zacharia Sitchin so seriously.
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:30:54 PM PDT
by
CTyank
To: Free ThinkerNY
Well, of course, they will be here any minute now!
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:31:13 PM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, A Matter Of Fact, Not A Matter Of Opinion)
To: Free ThinkerNY
I don’t know this poor fellow, but there’s ample evidence that space aliens have already taken over Washington, DC. Wouldn’t surprize me a bit.
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:31:41 PM PDT
by
meadsjn
(Sarah 2012, or sooner)
To: Free ThinkerNY
The seller was unsure if Eisenman was referring to space aliens or illegal aliens, Perez added. Sgt. Perez said Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because "They're going to be coming soon."
Who is the genius detective on this case?
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:31:45 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
To: Free ThinkerNY
Ha and we all laughed when Obama was running for President !
I think this guy has the inside on the alien invasion !!
< /sarcasm>
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:31:58 PM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
To: Ghost of Philip Marlowe
This guy may be correct. Who knows. Who’s to judge him.
It doesn’t much stranger than the BS Al Gore is selling.
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:32:26 PM PDT
by
donhunt
(I used to have a US senator who lived in a compound. He's dead now.)
To: Free ThinkerNY; Mr. Silverback; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; Allegra; maggief
"ACK ACK! ACK ACK ACK! ACK, ACK ACK ACK ACK!!!"
To: Free ThinkerNY
A Fairfield man was arrested Thursday morning after buying a high powered rifle to stop an alien invasion, police said.When is them aliens coming? WE NEEDS TO NO!!!
/satire
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:37:11 PM PDT
by
KarinG1
(They should put the terror watch list online so we'd know who to drag out and feed to the gators.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
"I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:37:24 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
I'd think he was one of them, except that his disguise is so bad.
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:38:27 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Wrong weapon......
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:44:43 PM PDT
by
Dallas59
(President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
To: Free ThinkerNY
very 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because "They're going to be coming soon."
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:45:02 PM PDT
by
The Comedian
(Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:47:04 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
To: Free ThinkerNY
And this occurred where?????
To: conservativeharleyguy
Connecticut, apparently.
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posted on
07/04/2010 3:57:12 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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