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Look what was on the back of my Lifesavers Gummies(Vanity)
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| 08/04/10
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Posted on 08/04/2010 4:49:57 PM PDT by aft_lizard
Every once in awhile I get a sweet tooth and one of my go to candies are gummy candy. Anyways although I can be a bit immature at times I found this joke on the back of the candy bag to be tasteless and inappropriate: 
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: candy; dirtyjoke; lifesavers
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When I google the definition of "hoor" the first two links are 1: A municipality in Sweden 2. houri=one of the beautiful maidens said by some Muslims to dwell in paradise for the enjoyment of the faithful. The passages in the Qur'an detailing the physical delights of heaven are considered by many Muslim critics as allegorical.
Besides the obvious sexual innuendo in the cartoon itself, it is pretty terrible of a joke.
To: aft_lizard
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posted on
08/04/2010 4:52:24 PM PDT
by
latina4dubya
( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
To: aft_lizard
Are you sure that word isn’t HOOP? As in basketball hoop, which is what I though of by the two on two reference?
To: creeping death
Don’t know, I have the bag right here and it looks like an R, then again it could be a some sort of printing error on the bag making the P look like an R.
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posted on
08/04/2010 4:56:07 PM PDT
by
aft_lizard
(Barack Obama is Hugo Chavez's poodle.)
To: creeping death
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posted on
08/04/2010 4:56:26 PM PDT
by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
To: aft_lizard
You’re kidding —it’s hoop.
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posted on
08/04/2010 4:58:44 PM PDT
by
Moonmad27
(That government is best which governs least. - Henry Thoreau)
To: aft_lizard
I was thinking that it was a P with a period under it. Maybe, like you said, the way it’s printed distorts it.
To: aft_lizard
I think it says: You’re the hoop.
Two on two as in basketball, perhaps?
To: Moonmad27
Nope not kidding. Perhaps I should take the same luxury I gave you guys and zoom in on the pic and see. But it shouldn’t take a zoom to tell the difference. In my hand. physically it looks like an ‘R”. Sorry if that offends you.
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posted on
08/04/2010 5:00:50 PM PDT
by
aft_lizard
(Barack Obama is Hugo Chavez's poodle.)
To: creeping death
LOL
That’s what I was thinking. A game of 2 on 2, and the fifth ‘Saver gets to be the hoop!
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posted on
08/04/2010 5:03:15 PM PDT
by
Carling
(Remember November)
To: aft_lizard
You definitely need more sugar to analyze this. ;)
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posted on
08/04/2010 5:04:58 PM PDT
by
allmost
To: aft_lizard
It doesn't offend me at all.
I think it's hugh, series, it stuned my beeber, and it was worth a thread on FR!
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posted on
08/04/2010 5:05:04 PM PDT
by
Carling
(Remember November)
To: Bluebird Singing; All
I opened my scanned pic and zoomed in to twice it’s size and can see the separated p and period. My bad. It did look like an R, not just to me either but technology fixes that.
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posted on
08/04/2010 5:06:08 PM PDT
by
aft_lizard
(Barack Obama is Hugo Chavez's poodle.)
To: Bluebird Singing; All
I opened my scanned pic and zoomed in to twice it’s size and can see the separated p and period. My bad. It did look like an R, not just to me either but technology fixes that.
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posted on
08/04/2010 5:06:37 PM PDT
by
aft_lizard
(Barack Obama is Hugo Chavez's poodle.)
To: aft_lizard
What if it was suppose to say - “you’re the hoop”?
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posted on
08/04/2010 5:09:22 PM PDT
by
GOPJ
(Asked for ZIP? Give 82224 - Lost Springs,Wy - most sparsely populated in country. Freeper:SamAdams)
To: aft_lizard
I can’t even read this! The eyes are going!
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posted on
08/04/2010 5:10:10 PM PDT
by
FrdmLvr
( VIVA la SB 1070!)
To: aft_lizard
I’ll bet you’d be fun taking a Rorschach test...
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posted on
08/04/2010 5:11:49 PM PDT
by
GOPJ
(Asked for ZIP? Give 82224 - Lost Springs,Wy - most sparsely populated in country. Freeper:SamAdams)
To: aft_lizard
When I google the definition of "hoor"...
"It's HOOP!!!!"
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posted on
08/04/2010 5:21:28 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
To: aft_lizard
Perhaps this is a sign you need a new prescription for eyeglasses. How many fingers am I holding up? .III.
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posted on
08/04/2010 5:26:11 PM PDT
by
nhoward14
(It's not racism when we do it. - Liberals)
To: JRios1968
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posted on
08/04/2010 5:26:49 PM PDT
by
King Moonracer
(Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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