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Sunday Morning FReeper Fun: Haiku Very Much
Aug 15, 2010 | frankenMonkey

Posted on 08/15/2010 8:13:35 AM PDT by frankenMonkey

First, five syllables
Then followed by seven more
And ending with five.

Sunday morning post
Freepers may not be amused
Must drink more coffee.

Founding fathers claim
"Natural Born Citizen"
The pretender laughs.

Three thousand perished.
The shadow muslim exalts
Mosque at Ground Zero.

Sarah tweets insight
Cockroaches cower in fear
The storm is coming.

Angry little man
Harry Reid slithers like snake.
Nevada wake up.

In Colorado
Dan Maes defeats McInnis.
Denver Post prevails.

Tancredo declares,
I alone shall be your king.
Hickenlooper wins.

Up in Wasilla
Levi Johnston runs for mayor.
Put a sock on it.

Al Gore needs massage
Too much warming in his pants.
Tipper ran away.

Hillary asks Bill
Do these pants make me look fat?
Don't smoke that cigar.

Gay judge dips his schtick
Where nature says it shan't go.
Drama Queens unite!

Michelle reigns in Spain
Aunt Esther reincarnate
Let them eat, crackers.

Angels try their luck
Eternal Dunking Machine
Welcome to Hell, Ted.

George and Laura Bush
Greet our troops returning home
Mission Accomplished.

Moderator claims
"Too much silliness for me"
Zot, this post may be.


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: 5then7then5; haiku; ho; hoho; hohoho; napl; silly; takeahaiku
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1 posted on 08/15/2010 8:13:36 AM PDT by frankenMonkey
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To: frankenMonkey

Hi frankenMonkey
You sure are pretty funny
I like your haikus


2 posted on 08/15/2010 8:17:31 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: frankenMonkey

3 posted on 08/15/2010 8:17:38 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Chump Obama promised "Change" and we got chump change.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Awww


4 posted on 08/15/2010 8:21:02 AM PDT by muddler (Diligentia, Vis and Celeritas)
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To: Lazamataz

8~)


5 posted on 08/15/2010 8:24:46 AM PDT by real saxophonist (The fact that you play tuba doesn't make you any less lethal. -USMC bandsman in Iraq)
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To: frankenMonkey

Twenty-seven hours,
Nice vacation at the beach.
Can’t get TOTUS wet!


6 posted on 08/15/2010 8:25:55 AM PDT by RetroSexual
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To: frankenMonkey

How fun!!!

I wish I had a talent for this, but I don’t.

The best I can do is:

“Paper hangers with the hives,
Now can Shave with Carving knives

Burma-Shave”

I know. I know. But I thought it would lighten up the day.

Again I say, I love Haikus, but I have no talent for it.

Please forgive any digression on my part. It shows my no talent.

I am looking forward to reading real Haikus.

Thank you.


7 posted on 08/15/2010 8:27:28 AM PDT by Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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To: frankenMonkey

Constitution risk -
Liberals seeking TP.
Freepers stay awake.


8 posted on 08/15/2010 8:28:55 AM PDT by Talisker (When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on it's own.)
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To: frankenMonkey

I like to eat cheese
And a moose bit my sister
Boy, is this series?


9 posted on 08/15/2010 8:29:02 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: frankenMonkey

10 posted on 08/15/2010 8:30:19 AM PDT by Girlene (obama has the stink)
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To: frankenMonkey

I have to get dressed
And then I will go to church
but return later.


11 posted on 08/15/2010 8:33:23 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Large realities dwarf and overshadow the tiny human figures reacting to them.")
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To: frankenMonkey; Jarhead_22; Sir Gawain

I remember this.
Here’s a 2001 post.
It’s still in my links.

Jarhead_22
Wrote the funniest haiku.
Check it out FReepers.

But write new ones here.
Haiku is fun with FReepers
Best of all will win.

Osama Bin Laden Haiku Contest (2001) - Never Forget
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2570989/posts

“Crosshairs gently touch
below the tattered towel.
New crimson flower.” -Jarhead_22


12 posted on 08/15/2010 8:36:14 AM PDT by LurkedLongEnough
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To: frankenMonkey

13 posted on 08/15/2010 8:37:45 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Darling little girl
Confused, but handling it well ...
I love the big hair!


14 posted on 08/15/2010 8:40:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Large realities dwarf and overshadow the tiny human figures reacting to them.")
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To: frankenMonkey

15 posted on 08/15/2010 8:41:13 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

I’d like to respond
Every FReeper has a joke
My keyboard is broke.


16 posted on 08/15/2010 8:41:49 AM PDT by frankenMonkey (I can see November from my window...)
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To: martin_fierro
In Tokyo the poems are haiku,
Read by the descendants of ninjas;
It's not about meter,
Rhyme isn't important,
Just get the syllable count right.
17 posted on 08/15/2010 8:46:30 AM PDT by ExGeeEye (Ich bin ein 'Cuda!)
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To: frankenMonkey; aculeus; Constitution Day; Charles Henrickson; dead; dighton; Ezekiel; Lazamataz; ...

Wiseguys of F-R
are often told by AdMods
to take a haiku


18 posted on 08/15/2010 8:46:48 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: frankenMonkey

Fresh outrage each day
Skippy doesn’t even care
November second


19 posted on 08/15/2010 8:54:24 AM PDT by Tigerized (pursuingliberty.com)
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To: martin_fierro

My beeber is stuned
And I have a spork weasel
Me Crazy? Prolly...


20 posted on 08/15/2010 8:55:38 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: martin_fierro; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; NYC GOP Chick; ...
Massage ordered by
Global village idiot...
No chakras for you


21 posted on 08/15/2010 9:04:03 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Like Barney in drag
Barry Soetoro can’t lead
Above his pay grade


22 posted on 08/15/2010 9:11:02 AM PDT by frankenMonkey (I can see November from my window...)
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To: frankenMonkey

Kitty Haiku is an unappreciated art form:

Grace personified,
I leap into the window,
I meant to do that.


23 posted on 08/15/2010 9:12:23 AM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: frankenMonkey

islamo-marsixts
killing our constitution
they can go to hell.


24 posted on 08/15/2010 9:15:50 AM PDT by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality Now: Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: frankenMonkey
Hot as freakin' Hell
I think I'm going insane
Get me outta here!
25 posted on 08/15/2010 9:16:19 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: martin_fierro

26 posted on 08/15/2010 9:16:34 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: frankenMonkey

Democrats on run
from obama’s speech on mosque
November looks good


27 posted on 08/15/2010 9:17:12 AM PDT by Girlene (obama has the stink)
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To: shibumi; humblegunner; Eaker; TheOldLady; 50mm; Salamander; Markos33
Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me
28 posted on 08/15/2010 9:19:15 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Allegra

Howdy Allegra
A second tour has begun.
My son is nearby.


29 posted on 08/15/2010 9:20:41 AM PDT by frankenMonkey (I can see November from my window...)
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To: paulycy; Slings and Arrows
islamo-marsixts
killing our constitution
they can go to hell.

spelling checkers work
but i don't often use them
maybe i should try

30 posted on 08/15/2010 9:20:50 AM PDT by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality Now: Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: JRios1968
"Kitteh" Haiku


31 posted on 08/15/2010 9:22:02 AM PDT by Girlene (obama has the stink)
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To: frankenMonkey

A man ****s a cow
Freepers comment wittily...
Mod speaketh: “No thanks”


32 posted on 08/15/2010 9:23:27 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: frankenMonkey
Hi FrankenMonkey!
I send my prayers for him
I hope it stays calm
33 posted on 08/15/2010 9:27:53 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Allegra; shibumi; Salamander; Eaker; humblegunner

I am a blogpimp
I post stolen videos
Come look at my blog!
-iloveamerica1980


34 posted on 08/15/2010 9:29:13 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: martin_fierro

LOL!

(see, it’s true)


35 posted on 08/15/2010 9:33:42 AM PDT by SunkenCiv ("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
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To: SunkenCiv

Shame, Shame, SunkenCiv.
Responding without the form.
No Haiku for you!


36 posted on 08/15/2010 9:39:37 AM PDT by frankenMonkey (I can see November from my window...)
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To: Allegra; shibumi; humblegunner; Eaker; TheOldLady; Salamander; Markos33

Danny H ZOTted
Libtard troll up McLame’s rear
I expect respect


37 posted on 08/15/2010 9:40:12 AM PDT by 50mm (Resistance is futile)
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To: frankenMonkey

The alarm clock rang
A quick breakfast on the run
Eighteen holes of golf


38 posted on 08/15/2010 9:48:08 AM PDT by upsdriver (ret.)
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To: Allegra

Pimpimg is the thing
And I’m the blogpimping king
Let pimp freedom ring!
-our pimp friend


39 posted on 08/15/2010 9:48:34 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Allegra; shibumi; humblegunner; Eaker; TheOldLady; 50mm; Salamander; Markos33

Michelle trots the globe
Tax cash spent on vacation
Just let them eat cake


40 posted on 08/15/2010 9:48:38 AM PDT by 50mm (Resistance is futile)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; Allegra; humblegunner; Eaker; TheOldLady; 50mm; Salamander; ...

Exclamation Points!
Where have they all been taken?
Exclamation points!


41 posted on 08/15/2010 9:53:02 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo is Miley- wily, clever and detractive as all get out!)
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To: 50mm

Marx, Lenin, Castro
Pretenders until “the One”
Fascism arrives


42 posted on 08/15/2010 9:54:07 AM PDT by 50mm (Resistance is futile)
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To: shibumi

Mr Lippman frowns.
Elaine’s editing is lame.
Seinfeld reference.


43 posted on 08/15/2010 9:57:29 AM PDT by frankenMonkey (I can see November from my window...)
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To: shibumi; DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; Allegra; humblegunner; Eaker; TheOldLady; Salamander; ...
Exclamation Points!
Where have they all been taken?
Exclamation points!

Stolen, yes, stolen!
By the one who is furry!
Pimping takes many!

44 posted on 08/15/2010 9:59:45 AM PDT by 50mm (Resistance is futile)
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To: frankenMonkey

Gulf photo op done.
Oval Office work no fun.
Martha’s Vineyard waits.


45 posted on 08/15/2010 10:00:29 AM PDT by RightField (A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; 50mm; shibumi; humblegunner; Eaker; TheOldLady; Salamander; ...
Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits.
46 posted on 08/15/2010 10:15:24 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: frankenMonkey

Real life beckons me.
I must leave from this forum.
Tebow plays tonight!


47 posted on 08/15/2010 10:18:40 AM PDT by frankenMonkey (I can see November from my window...)
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To: Allegra

(Excerpt) read more at...
lookatmydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!


48 posted on 08/15/2010 10:21:38 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: shibumi; DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; Allegra; humblegunner; Eaker; TheOldLady; 50mm; Salamander

Jimmie Boy

The Admin has exposed your fraud

Jimmie Boy


49 posted on 08/15/2010 10:26:15 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Allegra

Pimp, pimp, I’m an imp
Blog, Blog, I’m a dirty dog
Troll, troll, news I stole...

-our pimp friend ;)


50 posted on 08/15/2010 10:27:34 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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