Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Posted on 08/17/2010 2:56:35 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A Mexican drug gang is hiring pretty young women to carry out killings to surprise its enemies, a suspected member of the vicious La Linea gang said in a video released Tuesday.
Around 30 women aged 18 to 30 have been trained by hitmen to carry out killings in recent months, and most of those have killed people, said Rogelio Amaya in a public security ministry video released by media.
"They're pretty, good-looking, to help mislead opponents," said the suspected member of a gang of enforcers for the Juarez cartel in the country's most violent city, Ciudad Juarez.
The women operate in the same way as men and carry both light and heavy weapons, the suspect said.
The claims come as Mexico's drug battles leave a trail of blood and fear across the country, particularly in Ciudad Juarez.
More than 2,660 suspected drug murders were reported in the city across from El Paso, Tex., in 2009, and some 1,860 have been reported this year already.
Most are blamed on turf wars between the Juarez and Sinaloa gangs over key trafficking routes into the United States.
At least 11 suspected drug-related deaths were reported overnight Monday in Ciudad Juarez.
More than 28,000 people have died in suspected drug violence since the end of 2006, when President Felipe Calderon launched a controversial military crackdown on organized crime.
I think you’re thinking of “The house of the rising sun” (author unknown). The Animals probably had the most famous version.
“Pretty Women was by Roy Orbison:
Pretty woman, walking down the street
Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet
Pretty woman
I don’t believe you, you’re not the truth
No one could look as good as you
Mercy
Pretty woman, won’t you pardon me
Pretty woman, I couldn’t help see
Pretty woman
That you look lovely as can be
Are you lonely just like me
Wow
Pretty woman, stop a while
Pretty woman, talk a while
Pretty woman, give your smile to me
Pretty woman, yeah yeah yeah
Pretty woman, look my way
Pretty woman, say you’ll stay with me
‘Cause I need you, I’ll treat you right
Come with me baby, be mine tonight
Pretty woman, don’t walk on by
Pretty woman, don’t make me cry
Pretty woman, don’t walk away, hey...okay
If that’s the way it must be, okay
I guess I’ll go on home, it’s late
There’ll be tomorrow nigh, but wait
What do I see
Is she walking back to me
Yeah, she’s walking back to me
Oh, oh, Pretty woman
“So, do the Mexican drug cartels have their own Equal Opportunity Commissions?”
Don’t know....but they probably control ours!
Does anybody have a picture of the Mexican beauty queen who was arrested for being part of a drug gang. She was smoking hot.
Hooters with shooters!
Huh, I was unaware that Mexico had a president.
Guilty!
MORE Guilty!
That’s kind of unfair. As far as going up against the cartels, Calderon probably has done as much as he can. His no. 2 guy died in a mysterious plane crash last year.
Do you think they hired from G. Gordon Liddy’s stacked and packed calendar? LOL!
http://www.moviebadgirls.com/liddy2_page1.html
Yep that’s the one I was thinking of...House of the Rising Sun by the Animals....Although they are both good songs...The Animals version sounds more bluesy and mornfull tune more fitting to being led to a downfall....
Fine. You will just not get killed at all then.
These threads just crack me up... :)
Ping!
Look for the heads of any suspect pretty women to roll...literally.
Mob guy talking to two hit-women.
MG: So what is the plan?
HW#1: Pu$$y
MG: excuse me?
HW#1: Pu$$y, you know.. uh... uh... Pu$$y.
MG: what?
HW#2: You see, Israel likes pu$$y, and we like that he likes....
MG: Pu$$Y!
They say that guys become spies most often for one or more of three reasons. Pride. Patriotism. Pu$$y.
Their enemies are dying to hook up with them.
Laura Elena Zuniga Huizar - Miss Sinaloa Hispanic America 2008
Looks good in a bikini:
But not so hot in handcuffs:
http://www.bittenandbound.com/2008/12/24/laura-zuniga-miss-sinaloa-2008-arrested-photos/
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A couple of interviews in the Spanish language.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5b_cePCKFs
“SICARIO DE LA LINEA CONFIESA QUE ENTRENAN MUJERES PARA SER SICARIAS”
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ESTE INDIVIDUO EN SUS DECLARACIONES DICE QUE LA LINEA AHORA YA ESTA ENTRENANDO BELLAS Y JOVENES MUJERES PARA QUE SEAN SICARIAS TAMBIEN, LO QUE NOS FALTAVA !!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIeGj5D_K0g
“Declaró Noé Chavira, integrante de La Línea”
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Benitoflores1 | August 18, 2010
Declaran integrantes de “La Línea”
El pasado 15 de julio se detonó un coche-bomba contra elementos federales. Luego de que la Secretaría Seguridad Pública federal capturara a los presuntos responsables del bombazo, se presentó una entrevista con uno de los implicados. Noé Fuentes, sicario de “La Línea”, relata como activaron el explosivo del coche bomba en Ciudad Juárez. Otro integrante de “La Línea” reveló que el grupo entrena y recluta a decenas de jóvenes atractivas como asesinas.
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