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Man Nabbed For Assaulting Co-Worker With Semen [Now on the West Coast]
cb2.com ^ | Aug 17, 2010 4:24 pm US/Pacific

Posted on 08/18/2010 3:56:44 PM PDT by BenLurkin

Officials in Santa Ana today announced the arrest of a man they say allegedly ejaculated into a female co-worker's water bottle.

Prosecutors say the woman unknowingly drank from the bottle and got sick this past January.

Michael Kevin Lallana, 31, and the woman worked at Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Co. in Newport Beach.

Prosecutors said Lallana left the semen-tainted water bottle on her desk, and she drank from it when she returned to her office.

Lallana allegedly repeated the crime in April, after he and the woman had been transferred to the company's office in Orange. Prosecutors said the woman again drank the water and became sick, but this time she sent it to a private lab to be tested.

In June, the woman was contacted by the lab and was told the water contained semen.

Prosecutors say Lallana was linked to the crime through DNA.

Lallana is charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, along with the allegation of committing a crime for sexual gratification.

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: billclinton; clinton; clintonlegacy; x42
You'd think that would be a felony!
1 posted on 08/18/2010 3:56:45 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

It should be, who knows what she got sick with! If it’s AIDS I’d charge him with murder.


2 posted on 08/18/2010 3:58:46 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: BenLurkin

Attempted first degree murder if he has a potentially fatal disease.

However, don’t rely on the victim’s recommendation of restaurants!


3 posted on 08/18/2010 3:58:53 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is essential to examine principles,)
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To: BenLurkin

Castrate him.


4 posted on 08/18/2010 4:17:40 PM PDT by Loud Mime (Argue from the Constitution: Initialpoints.net1)
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To: BenLurkin

Note to self: Never drink from unsealed bottles in chared environments.


5 posted on 08/18/2010 4:17:57 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA (Anti-Gunners suffer from Factose Intolerance)
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To: Red in Blue PA

chared=shared


6 posted on 08/18/2010 4:18:16 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA (Anti-Gunners suffer from Factose Intolerance)
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To: None

These people worked for a mortgage co. in So. Calif.
I’ve heard enough stories of porn on the computers all day, lying to people, jacking up promised rates before closing. Its a dirty filthy business where the dirtiest scumbags make the most money.


7 posted on 08/18/2010 4:31:37 PM PDT by Sporaticus
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To: martin_fierro
Lallana is charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, along with the allegation of committing a crime for sexual gratification.
Shame on me for laughing at these (dis)charges.
8 posted on 08/18/2010 8:57:24 PM PDT by SunkenCiv ("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
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9 posted on 08/19/2010 9:04:17 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: BenLurkin

She twice got sick? Do people who engage in “oral sex is not sex” routinely get sick from the act?


10 posted on 08/19/2010 2:52:15 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
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