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BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran
The Word of Dog ^ | 9/11/10 (MeccaTime) | Joe 6-Pack

Posted on 09/10/2010 4:39:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack

Roverand Terry Bones

The Koran in more peaceful times...

Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference where he announced that he would continue with his plans to celebrate the Islamic feast of Eid by feasting on a Koran. “I’ve had a look at the Koran,” stated Bones, “and it appears kind of dry, so I figured I’d add some bacon or pork sausage. I mean, you can’t have a fatwa without ‘f-a-t’, right?” Jones continued, “I’m not against the Koran as a whole, in fact, I’ve book-marked some of my favorite parts…on a Persian rug!”

At approximately 3:46 a.m. (Mecca Time). a bacon laden Koran was struck by four massive canine teeth. The chewing continued until the book’s internal support structure collapsed and the Koran imploded, causing no loss of life or injury.

The attack begins...

Roverand Bones presses the attack...

Some analysts suggest that this early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.

Following the attack, Roverand Bones exhibited a passage of the Koran...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: attack; bacon; dog; humor; koran; napl; satire
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To: Joe 6-pack

Expect a phone call from Secretary Gates.


41 posted on 09/10/2010 5:14:48 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: brytlea; Diana in Wisconsin; Kakaze; Tammy8; unkus; metmom; Cap Huff; svcw; leapfrog0202; Concho; ..

Ping


42 posted on 09/10/2010 5:17:20 PM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Jumping in front of a parade and calling yourself "leader" doesn't make you one.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Good doggie!


43 posted on 09/10/2010 5:17:27 PM PDT by ronnyquest (There's a communist living in the White House! Now, what are you going to do about it?)
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To: dfwgator
"Expect a phone call from Secretary Gates."

I hope he does. I'll congratulate him on getting that section of his office building rebuilt just around the corner from where my brother was sitting in it on 9/11.

44 posted on 09/10/2010 5:17:44 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

LOL


45 posted on 09/10/2010 5:20:01 PM PDT by RnMomof7
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To: Joe 6-pack
Good Dog...!!!
46 posted on 09/10/2010 5:21:05 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Joe 6-pack

ROTFLMFAO!!!


47 posted on 09/10/2010 5:23:36 PM PDT by CodeToad (Islam needs to be banned in the US and treated as a criminal enterprise.)
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To: AnAmericanMother; Titan Magroyne; Badeye; apackof2; Shannon; SandRat; arbooz; potlatch; metmom; ...
WOOOF!

The Doggie Ping list is for FReepers who would like to be notified of threads relating to all things canid. If you would like to join the Doggie Ping Pack (or be unleashed from it), FReemail me.


48 posted on 09/10/2010 5:28:31 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Love it!

The bacon was a nice touch to serve the dual purpose of defiling the Koran and enticing the dog, which dovetailed into the other unclean creature defiling the Koran.

Very nice symmetry.

Give your dog a nice pat on the head from me!


49 posted on 09/10/2010 5:30:44 PM PDT by GatorGirl (Eschew Socialism!)
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To: Joe 6-pack

I think I just broke a rib.


50 posted on 09/10/2010 5:34:07 PM PDT by Stentor ( "All cults of personality begin as high drama and end as low comedy.")
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To: Stentor

I tried to get a gray Yosemite Sam moustache on my dog for the first pic, but he wasn’t having any part of it.


51 posted on 09/10/2010 5:35:12 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Zero is pissed at you. Big time!


52 posted on 09/10/2010 5:36:39 PM PDT by B4Ranch (Conflict is inevitable; Combat is an option. Train for the fight.)
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To: B4Ranch

He just said we couldn’t burn them ;-)


53 posted on 09/10/2010 5:37:29 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack; Chieftain; STARWISE; onyx; SandRat; AZ Granny; ExTexasRedhead; Cup a Joe

YOU HAVE DONE IT AGAIN!!

A CLASSIC FREEPER THREAD AMONG THE CLASSIC POLITICAL TOMES!!!!

Will Freeper now have a FAT-wa??

btw...did your doggie go to the same school as rev Terry Jones?


54 posted on 09/10/2010 5:43:40 PM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie ( Ok, Joke's over....Bring back Bush !)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Joe,

I’ve only been on FR a few years, so I don’t have the legacy some do here.

But I’d be remiss if I didn’t tell you that this is the single best posting I’ve seen in my years here.

We need some sort of FR Awards (The Freepies?) for excellence in posting such as this.

Congratulations on an instant classic.

Hank


55 posted on 09/10/2010 5:45:44 PM PDT by County Agent Hank Kimball (Where's the diversity on MSNBC? Olbermann, Schultz, Matthews, Maddow.....all white males!)
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To: Recovering Ex-hippie

He went to obedience school with Rush Limbulldog.


56 posted on 09/10/2010 5:48:30 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Cyber Liberty; All
Also see Cyber Liberty's I'm Burning a Koran in the Morning. Who's With Me?
57 posted on 09/10/2010 5:51:18 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack; STARWISE; hoosiermama; penelopesire; onyx; Liz; Protect the Bill of Rights; ...

“They treat me like a dog”

BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran


58 posted on 09/10/2010 5:52:17 PM PDT by maggief
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To: Boogieman

Dogs are unclean? Seriously? Whoever thinks that has never dealt w/the aftermath of a human bite.


59 posted on 09/10/2010 5:52:44 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Joe 6-pack

I love your dog....


60 posted on 09/10/2010 5:52:57 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
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