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God Communicated With Me Via an ATM Machine
Self | September 15, 2010 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/15/2010 5:54:12 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Okay, first off I admit that I feel like a complete jerk for posting this thread...but I had to.

What happened is that a little after 7 P.M. tonight something happened during an ATM transaction involving $40 of my deposit being jammed into the ATM deposit slot mechanism. That very briefly is what happened but it was the circumstances surrounding and involving the transaction (and the charge it was meant to cover) that was so bizarre. To make a very long story short, I soon afterwards had a message flash in my head (which I admit could have been the result of a hyperactive imagination) that I had to post a thread of this exact title on the FR. Of course, I immediately rejected that idea. Unfortunately the next thought was that I BETTER post this thread. So here it is. I am posting this primarily because I don't later want to post a thread titled something like, "God Gave Me a Heart Attack Because I Refused to post the thread titled, "God Communicated With Me Via an ATM Machine."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: atmmachine; awsomethread; coolthread; crap; doublerainbow; dumb; god; mostinspiringthread; strangethread; stupid; waste
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Suddenly I feel like Danny DeVito at the vegetable section of the buffet line in "Tin Men."

Anyway, I did what I had to do to prevent a heart attack...or worse so I can sleep easy tonight. End of story.

1 posted on 09/15/2010 5:54:13 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

it was nice knowing you...


2 posted on 09/15/2010 5:55:40 PM PDT by devane617 (November!)
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I had pot roast this evening.


3 posted on 09/15/2010 5:56:24 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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Thanks for the posting!


4 posted on 09/15/2010 5:56:54 PM PDT by koraz
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Hey, I feel like an idiot but I would have felt worse if I had a heart attack later. The imagery (or my imagination) was that vivid. So


5 posted on 09/15/2010 5:57:15 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Taking it to the next level with coupons)
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To: PJ-Comix

I had ring worm once or perhaps twice as a kid.


6 posted on 09/15/2010 5:57:28 PM PDT by Drango (NO-vember is payback for April 15th)
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I’m thinking of the scene from Maximum Overdrive with Stephen King standing at the ATM.

Honey, this machine just called me an asshole!


7 posted on 09/15/2010 5:57:48 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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Yeah, but what did he communicate????

Just that you had to post a thread with this title????


8 posted on 09/15/2010 5:57:56 PM PDT by RummyChick
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God once communicated to me via Jimi Hendrix’s Stratocaster.

Many times, in fact.


9 posted on 09/15/2010 5:59:47 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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Yeah, but what did he communicate????

Good question and I meant to say in the original post that there was NO message except I had to post this thread with that exact title. Got that? NO message.

10 posted on 09/15/2010 6:00:01 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Taking it to the next level with coupons)
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Whew. I thought I was the only one.


11 posted on 09/15/2010 6:00:09 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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Noah was told to build an Ark, and this is what God wants you to do? You got off easy (well, except for your reputation of course).


12 posted on 09/15/2010 6:00:53 PM PDT by Never on my watch (Why does the Left think Muslims are going to behave as Christians?)
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PJ, please share your vision. LOL!


13 posted on 09/15/2010 6:01:05 PM PDT by mplsconservative (I stand with Israel.)
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To: 1rudeboy
I love pot roast! What veggie?
14 posted on 09/15/2010 6:01:11 PM PDT by starlifter (Sapor Amo Pullus)
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I wish that this thread somehow involved pie.


15 posted on 09/15/2010 6:01:39 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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End of story... NOT!

What was the message from God?????


16 posted on 09/15/2010 6:02:34 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (TV News is an oxymoron. MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
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http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/saywhat.wav


17 posted on 09/15/2010 6:02:48 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both.)
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What have you been smoking?


18 posted on 09/15/2010 6:03:10 PM PDT by Tamatoa (Fight for our America, Fight for our Country I fought to defend!!!)
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OMG!!!

What if God is Windows based (Vista or ME) and you get the Blue Screen of death??!!

19 posted on 09/15/2010 6:03:20 PM PDT by starlifter (Sapor Amo Pullus)
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you need a doctor...if the voice tells you to jump in front of a buss or eat light bulbs go to the er as quickly as possible...


20 posted on 09/15/2010 6:03:24 PM PDT by devane617 (November!)
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