Caption Janet Napolitano

[Lucky9teen]

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano (C) talks with Senator Joe Lieberman (L) and Senator Carl Levin after she testified before the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee hearing on "Nine Years After 9/11: Confronting the Terrorist Threat to the Homeland" on Capitol Hill in Washington September 22, 2010. U.S. authorities are having a harder time detecting terrorism threats on American soil, top U.S. officials said on Wednesday, more than nine years after the Sept. 11 attacks thrust the United States into a global struggle with Islamist militancy.

[Mr. Silverback]

How often do you have a photo with one woman and three men (two of whom are well over 60) and she is far and away the least attractive person?

Don't just call the fashion police, call the fashion SWAT team!

"Five...five dollar...five dollar foot long!"

[raybbr]

"Joe. Carl. What the heck am I doing here?"

[The Comedian]

I think it's nice that spending your childhood shuttling between padded rooms and restraint harnesses in a short bus, and then growing up to look like a mushroom and sound like an SNL punchline doesn't mean you are barred from Federal office.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[lapsus calami]

 

 

 

 

[TNoldman]

Is just me or do all of Obama’s women picks look like pigs?

[OrioleFan]

Janet hasn’t been paying attention to Michelle Obama’s belt fashion tips.

[reagan_fanatic]

Janet: "I get my fashion tips from Michelle Obama - why do you ask?"

[Mr. Silverback]

You win. I haven’t even read the rest of the thread, but there’s no topping that.

[riri]

LOL. That's hilarious.

Ah, man, he/she is such a travesty.

[pillut48]

I can’t improve on this caption. PERFECT!

God help us all.

[deadrock]

"Even with my minor strabismus, I notice that Obamas nose does grow yea big whenever his opens his mouth. That could pose a security risk for the man or women facing him."

[Al Gore Vidal]

Janet: Yeah, both of us are packing more or less the same. It’s not something we go bragging about.

[misharu]

Uncle Janet should not tuck in her blouses.

You owe me a new monitor, La Lydia!

[crusty old prospector]

Somewhere in a lonely garage in America, a Schwinn is missing one of its tires.

[Slyfox]

I promise to protect and defend Barack Hussein Obama's backside.

[bmwcyle]

Kick the dam football Barry, we have freedoms to steal.

[Polyxene]

Maybe one of Mrs. Hussein’s boob belts would help.

[La Lydia]

"How often do you have a photo with one woman and three men (two of whom are well over 60) and she is far and away the least attractive person?"

You have never seen Senator Carl Levin and his comb-over in person. It is nasty.

[nascarnation]

Carl, your combover is bigger than my gut

[MtnClimber]

Health and Human Services needs to do an intervention and detain Janet for a .gov forced at gun point diet.