I needed a laugh today.
1 posted on
10/13/2010 9:26:51 PM PDT by
tired1
To: tired1
Islam- You have 2 cows. The local Imam takes one. One of his followers blows up the other one because you milked it without facing Mecca.
2 posted on
10/13/2010 9:32:43 PM PDT by
GeronL
(http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
To: tired1
3 posted on
10/13/2010 9:32:56 PM PDT by
Old Sarge
(Marking Time On The Government's Dime)
To: tired1
A somewhat modified oldie but a goodie.......had to send it to my e-mail list.
"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."4 posted on
10/13/2010 9:34:00 PM PDT by
Viking2002
(2010 - NO PRISONERS! NO QUARTER!)
To: tired1
COMMUNIST You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour. Un-canny parallel with obama/Reid/Pelosi-care...
5 posted on
10/13/2010 9:34:12 PM PDT by
ThunderSleeps
(obama out now! I'll keep my money, my guns, and my freedom - you can keep the change.)
To: tired1
Islam- You have 2 cows. The local Imam takes one. One of his followers blows up the other one because you milked it without facing Mecca.
6 posted on
10/13/2010 9:34:24 PM PDT by
GeronL
(http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
To: tired1
7 posted on
10/13/2010 9:35:45 PM PDT by
Nowhere Man
(General James Mattoon Scott, where are you when we need you? We need a regime change.)
To: tired1
That was good. Thanks.
Bookmarked.
8 posted on
10/13/2010 9:36:05 PM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
To: tired1
That was good.
However, based on the Poles I know, I’d say the Polish Corporation should be changed to a San Francisco Corporation.
9 posted on
10/13/2010 9:38:43 PM PDT by
old3030
(I lost some time once. It's always in the last place you look.)
To: tired1
OBAMA: You have two cows. One of them starts leaking milk from its udder. You declare a moratorium on milking the other cow.
10 posted on
10/13/2010 9:42:06 PM PDT by
Rocky
(REPEAL IT!)
To: tired1
11 posted on
10/13/2010 9:42:43 PM PDT by
csense
To: tired1
12 posted on
10/13/2010 9:47:16 PM PDT by
righttackle44
(I may not be much, but I raised a United States Marine.)
To: tired1
13 posted on
10/13/2010 9:50:04 PM PDT by
chuckee
To: tired1
CAMBODIAN CORPORATION: You had two cows, but a crazy farang backpacker paid you $200 U.S. to fire a 30-year old RPG at it outside of Kambol firing range. So now you have one cow, and she’s getting nervous about the way you’re counting all that money...
14 posted on
10/13/2010 9:54:26 PM PDT by
DemforBush
(You might think that, *I* could not possibly comment.)
To: tired1
CHICAGO: You have two cows, but by counting those dead cows hanging in the butcher shops, all women named “Elsie,” and Rosie O’Donnell, you have enough votes to win the mayoral election.
15 posted on
10/13/2010 10:05:37 PM PDT by
Guyin4Os
(A messianic ger-tsedek)
To: tired1
Department of Interior: millions of cows but no one can milk them. See: Endangered Species Act.
Michigan Corporation: cows are often drunk, stoned, and/or unemployed. See also “Chrysler cows.”
17 posted on
10/13/2010 10:13:45 PM PDT by
Stingray
(Stand for the truth or you'll fall for anything.)
To: tired1
LOL, I love the cow thing! This has some that are new to me, the Belgian one is very good, that’s about where they are right now I guess.
My fave remains the Italian cow owner, I’m glad to see it included!
18 posted on
10/13/2010 10:39:17 PM PDT by
jocon307
(Loser Merjerksi broke my tagline.)
To: tired1
U.S. Senate: You have two cows. Their names are Barbara Mikulski and Debbie Stabenow.
19 posted on
10/13/2010 10:57:17 PM PDT by
Schatze
(It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.)
To: tired1
ISRAEL: You have two cows. Palestinian terrorists try to blow them up and fail, getting badly stomped and gored in the process. They then claim that the cows were the aggressors.
21 posted on
10/14/2010 12:11:34 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: tired1
CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
modified: CAPITALISM You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You sell one to your neighbor, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. Then charge your neighbor for the bull's 'services,' he builds a herd, too. Everyone wins.
22 posted on
10/14/2010 4:31:30 AM PDT by
eccentric
(a.k.a. baldwidow)
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