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Posted on 11/10/2010 7:57:04 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
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Laughed so hard I cried.
Maybe it was just a contact high.
A mouse up his wazoo?
Sick f*king bastard.
And these are the perverts Obama wants to defend the USA.
To be fair, I'd be even more worried about someone who had a mouse in his rectum and was completely sober.
Ding, ding, ding.
I have tears running down my cheeks! Hilarious!!
Cop to Supervisor: "hey, sarge, what do we do here, call a proctologist or animal control ?"
paging richard gere!!
I have a sister who was a nurse in the emergency room for many years. She has a number of interesting stories to tell about items lodged up people’s anal cavities.
Incidentally, this a computer mouse not a real, live mouse.
I have an update on this story. I read today that the “mouse” involved was not a rodent but was actually a computer mouse. I can’t find it online but read (and heard) it from local news outlets this morning.
>> She has a number of interesting stories to tell about items lodged up peoples anal cavities.
Did she ever find and extract anyone’s head? :-)
But seriously, I’ve heard those perverts do some weird stuff. Light bulbs and things. Can you even imagine a LIGHT BULB up there? How the heck would you grip it to get it out? What if it BREAKS in there? Ouch.
Unfortunately, there are so many perverts doing this sort of thing as their idea of 'fun' as well as, sadly, rapists doing it out of malice, that there are specific medical procedures in place for removing various types of foreign objects. Specifically for a lightbulb, one popular accepted method is to hold two large spoons together as if they were 'tongs' and use that assembly to remove the object. The bowls of the spoons serve to hold the lightbulb and provide a grip during extraction and if the Doc has sufficient finesse and luck, they can serve to protect the bulb from breakage during extraction. Don't try it at home ;-)
What if it BREAKS in there?
Things immediately become far more complex, bloody and painful for all concerned.
Er... thanks for the explanation, I think... I’m still shivering. :-)
Er... thanks for the explanation, I think... Im still shivering. :-)
You're welcome ;-)
If you'd like to cleanse your neural landscape of some of this upsetting imagery, you may wish to drop by this thread
EXCLUSIVE Marisa Miller Hangs Up Wings, Focuses on the Troops (OF COURSE there R pictures! ;-))
which 'may' serve to get you thinking about more pleasant things ;-)
Thanks! I needed that.
Was the mouse hurt?
This story was posted earlier today. The mods “No Thanks”d it.
Maybe you’ll have better luck with this tonight. We all know the night mods drink on duty and fall asleep.
Yea I know.....Will someone tell me if the mouse is okay????
This site just lives to mess with my mind. That writing was so small that I did not even read the second line when I cut and pasted it!!
I still love you guys even though you mess with me!
Add another acronym to the LGBT grouping.
RRE - Rectal Rodent Enthusiast
So...was the mouse alive? Inquiring minds want to know!
mouse tail hanging?
must have been a BIG mouse!
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