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Teen denies turkey theft
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| Nov. 18, 2010
Posted on 11/19/2010 2:49:16 AM PST by JoeProBono
NEW YORK, A New York 19-year-old accused of shoving a turkey breast into his pants at a grocery store told a newspaper he took a sandwich but denied stealing the breast.
Deon Williams turned down a plea deal with a six-month jail sentence for the robbery charge, claiming he was falsely accused of shoving the 12-pound Boars Head turkey breast into his pants and attempting to smuggle it out of the Fine Fare supermarket, the New York Post reported Thursday.
"I didn't do it," Williams told the Post. "OK, I stole a cold-cut sandwich because I was hungry, but I put everything (else) back."
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food
KEYWORDS: boosting; giveandtake; happythanksgiving; shoplifting; thingsinpants; turkey
To: JoeProBono
I didn’t steal the turkey, just the sandwich. I’m innocent, I tell you!! Oh I also punched the butcher as I ran away, but I left the turkey behind, truly!!
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posted on
11/19/2010 2:54:42 AM PST
by
4rcane
To: 4rcane
You forgot to mention he put everything back after he stole them, except for the sandwich.
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posted on
11/19/2010 3:00:57 AM PST
by
rawhide
To: JoeProBono
12-pound Boars Head turkey breast With the prices of Boars Head products, this is probably a felony theft charge?
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posted on
11/19/2010 3:02:23 AM PST
by
rawhide
To: rawhide
I’m GLAD he didn’t put the sandwich back, after where it had been.
To: rawhide
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posted on
11/19/2010 3:06:46 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: JoeProBono
A New York 19-year-old accused of shoving a turkey breast into his pants...Thereby giving a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Cold Turkey."
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posted on
11/19/2010 3:11:15 AM PST
by
MaggieCarta
(What are we here for but to provide sport for our neighbors, and to laugh at them in our turn?Austen)
To: JoeProBono
“Is that a 12 pound turkey breast in your pants?”
“Well no, but thank you for the compliment!”
/rimshot
Thank you! Thank you! I’ll be here all week! Try the veal!
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posted on
11/19/2010 3:12:06 AM PST
by
DemforBush
(If I ever get back my blue jeans...Lord, how happy could one man be?)
To: DemforBush
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posted on
11/19/2010 3:15:01 AM PST
by
MaggieCarta
(What are we here for but to provide sport for our neighbors, and to laugh at them in our turn?Austen)
To: JoeProBono
why s shoplifting, being called robbery?
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posted on
11/19/2010 3:23:29 AM PST
by
Talf
To: JoeProBono
Who stole the keishka, someone call the cops!
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posted on
11/19/2010 4:04:43 AM PST
by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: JoeProBono
Charlie Rengal - no jail
Guy who steals a sandwich- 6 months
The guy in NJ transporting locked guns to his new home the way state police told him to - 7 years
What’s wrong with this picture?
To: JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows
A New York 19-year-old accused of shoving a turkey breast into his pants at a grocery store told a newspaper he took a sandwich but denied stealing the breast. GREAT! Had to ruin it for everyone. Now we will have to walk through TSA body scanners to leave the grocery store.
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posted on
11/19/2010 6:26:20 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: JoeProBono; Revolting cat!
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posted on
11/19/2010 6:26:50 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: DemforBush
“Is that a 12 pound turkey breast in your pants?”
I am cleaning coffee of my keyboard and screen right now!
To: a fool in paradise
o/~ I stole the sandwich...but I did not steal the whole turkey... o/~
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posted on
11/19/2010 9:18:28 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
11/19/2010 3:38:24 PM PST
by
Krankor
(It's good news week someone's dropped a bomb somewhere contaminating atmosphere)
To: JoeProBono
“Is that a 12-lb Boar’s Head turkey breast or are you just glad to see me?”
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posted on
11/19/2010 4:13:07 PM PST
by
KosmicKitty
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/19/2010 5:51:20 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: Krankor
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posted on
11/19/2010 5:55:43 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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