I don't know where to post this zot.

Largoinsuranceguy

[LorgoInsuranceguy]

I am starting a project and want to know if someone would like to help me do it. Once started we can develop a reset button for this economic structure.

[metmom]

Thanks for the ping.

I love being in on a good zot.

Check our the DUdes posting history....

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

[BykrBayb]

It’s nice when people who are three sheets to the wind decide to post on FR instead of going for a drive.

[sportutegrl]

Band of Gold. All that’s left of the dreams I hold.

[dynachrome]

From another psot of his:

“I do have this project where people put into a fund, as low as $1.00 a week and what we do is pay off peoples mortgage. Get enough people into it, the faster it will be to create jobs.”

[metmom]

Nothing like a good troll sighting to bring FReepers together.

I hope the mods let us play with him before zotting him. The more the merrier.

[Slings and Arrows]

You’re welcome...which is more than he’ll ever be.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Yes, good troll threads are always fun!

[metmom]

Yeah, and we all send him the $1, only a dollar, every week and how many thousands of dollars per week does he rake in?

Now why didn’t I think of this first?

;)

[count-your-change]

Yes! YES!!! HERE IS MY CHECK!!! Please send this valuable, no obligation information to my home showing how I can get in on the ground floor of amazing business opportunity!!!

[BykrBayb]

It’s an exciting night here on FR. Between Christmas cookies and a drunk troll, I just don’t know which is more invigorating.

[deport]

You did good.... One piece of advise though.

Use more cowbell next time.

[metmom]

Oh, heck. Might as well invite the rest of the gang to join us for the fun.

[deport]

advise

s/b

advice

[Billthedrill]

Oh, whitespace! I love whitespace. See, short of starting our own vanity on FR this is the best chance we get to talk about anything we want. Like the time my cousin Egbert started a weasel farm. See, Egbert figured it was a new source for fur and that he could get in on the ground floor of a real trend. I mean, the envirowhackoes don't want you to skin minks or anything despite the fact that they're really nasty little creatures and the fur is probably their only redeeming feature - I mean, it's not like they skin geese for goose-down comforters, is it? Or do they? I dunno. But anyway, Egbert figured that nobody would really care much if weasels got whacked on the noggin and then got turned into stoles or jackets because let's face it, that would be just about their only redeeming feature as well, right? And it's not like the skunk jackets that were his previous entry into haute couture because let's face it, they don't smell real nice but they don't smell that bad. Not if you treat the pelts with enough anhydrous ammonia. But I digress.

So there we were in New York, got the whole thing together, the breathless ads in the society pages of the Times, the runway models that looked like starving volleyball players with a serious heroin habit, the media, the prostitutes (but there I repeat myself), well, it looked like it couldn't miss. But Egbert, dang it, the guy just couldn't stick with a good scam, nossirree, he has to one-up the whole thing and kiss butt with the Greenies as well (I think it was his girlfriend who put him up to it, who used to be a guy who was a try-out for the Giants as a punter but that's another story and anyway the hormone treatments did wonders) no, Egbert has to send the girls out there dressed in LIVE WEASELS, sewed together and just about as pissed off as you'd be if your epidermis was Bostitched to yer Uncle Lou.

It was a disaster, of course. Egbert sold about twenty of them, mostly to Pinch and his buddies who...well, they get off on that sort of thing if you know what I mean - anyway, the rest of the stock ended up being unstitched backstage with a set of wiring pliers - they don't call 'em "dykes" fer nothin', but that's another story - anyway, they ended up being released into the wild and getting hired by MSNBC as political commentators. Look closely at their faces and tell me if I'm lyin'.

Egbert, he has lots of other good ideas and he's looking for investors. I thought I'd bring that up on this thread, considering what it's about and all...best of luck to you, though, and welcome to FR.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

[dynachrome]

Yeah, well, since I agreed to administer the fund, just send the $ to me!

;)

[Rocky]

“Yours may be the most vague post I have ever seen on FR. More dteails?”

Perhaps you hadn’t seen this one:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1985428/posts?page=1

[count-your-change]

No, it involves a needle in the arm and orange juice to drink after.

[Leo Carpathian]

WTF????????????????????