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Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs
Macedoniaonline ^ | Thursday, 16 December 2010

Posted on 12/17/2010 12:10:17 PM PST by montyspython

Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs

Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh.

The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media. Dragan Stevic was dubbed by the Egyptian media as "Shark El Sheikh" and thanked him for saving their tourist season.

Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic’s friend who witnessed the incident explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a swim after a long night of drinking. As Dragan and his friends approached the beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board utilized earlier in the day by divers.

“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan. “Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.

The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning (pictured above).

Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft. The water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark. At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed. // Pero Stamatovsk


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: balkans; napl; serbia; shark
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To: Verginius Rufus

“Drzime pivo” pronounced: “Der-zhee-me peevo”


41 posted on 12/17/2010 1:08:36 PM PST by montyspython
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To: frithguild

I had a baby (5ft) bull take a run at my stomach once from 20 ft below. He turned away about 2 ft below me. It was scary as hell.


42 posted on 12/17/2010 1:09:25 PM PST by laxcoach (Government is greedy. Taxpayers who want their own money are not greedy.)
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To: laxcoach

The picture is showing the belly of the shark, not the dorsal area.


43 posted on 12/17/2010 1:11:08 PM PST by montyspython
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To: frithguild
I call Shenanigans! This is a dogfish, which is about 3 feet in size.

You can tell by the missing anal fin


44 posted on 12/17/2010 1:14:00 PM PST by frithguild (The Democrat Party Brand - Big Government protecting Entrenched Interests from Competition)
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To: dfwgator

The article forgot to mention that the shark was named “Archduke Ferdinand”.


45 posted on 12/17/2010 1:15:36 PM PST by montyspython
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To: laxcoach
Check out the size of the pectoral fins in front, and how far back the the dorsal fin is.

I thought that too at first, but your looking at the belly only. The picture is of a 3 foot dogfish. It is the only kind of shark that lacks anal fins.

46 posted on 12/17/2010 1:20:54 PM PST by frithguild (The Democrat Party Brand - Big Government protecting Entrenched Interests from Competition)
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To: montyspython

Story of The Month Award.
hold my beer bump!


47 posted on 12/17/2010 1:21:36 PM PST by ßuddaßudd (7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona.....)
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To: frithguild
Ok... I see the perspective now. But I also see an anal fin. I circled it in red.


48 posted on 12/17/2010 1:30:59 PM PST by laxcoach (Government is greedy. Taxpayers who want their own money are not greedy.)
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To: joan; Smartass; zagor-te-nej; Lion in Winter; Honorary Serb; jb6; Incorrigible; DTA; vooch; ...

49 posted on 12/17/2010 1:30:59 PM PST by Bokababe (Save Christian Kosovo! http://www.savekosovo.org)
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To: montyspython

God Protects drunks, idiots and Serbs — and sometimes all three!

This is the funniest story I’ve heard in a very long time!


50 posted on 12/17/2010 1:33:03 PM PST by Bokababe (Save Christian Kosovo! http://www.savekosovo.org)
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To: laxcoach

I think that’s just the anus, with no fins to either side.
http://www.elasmo-research.org/education/ecology/id-guide.htm


51 posted on 12/17/2010 1:33:23 PM PST by frithguild (The Democrat Party Brand - Big Government protecting Entrenched Interests from Competition)
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To: montyspython

Lol! Idi u picku materinu, morski psu!


52 posted on 12/17/2010 1:41:21 PM PST by drew
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To: drew

:-D


53 posted on 12/17/2010 2:05:51 PM PST by montyspython
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To: montyspython

Thanks. That could come in handy if I am ever in Serbia or Montenegro and get a bright idea after a few beers.


54 posted on 12/17/2010 2:19:37 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: laxcoach
"Check out the size of the pectoral fins in front"


55 posted on 12/17/2010 2:19:51 PM PST by montyspython
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To: Bokababe

Too acerbic?


56 posted on 12/17/2010 2:20:18 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: montyspython

This is the shark that the Egyptians said were thrown in their waters by the Jews


57 posted on 12/17/2010 2:32:54 PM PST by MadelineZapeezda (Skin-color counters are bigots!!!!!!!!!!....(thanks paulycy))
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To: MadelineZapeezda

I bet mossad is pissed.


58 posted on 12/17/2010 3:01:20 PM PST by montyspython
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To: a fool in paradise

All shark, no bite. :)


59 posted on 12/17/2010 3:02:58 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: nickcarraway
Too acerbic?

Huh??? I don't understand.

60 posted on 12/17/2010 3:18:29 PM PST by Bokababe (Save Christian Kosovo! http://www.savekosovo.org)
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