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Sesquipedalian Sayings
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Posted on 12/23/2010 2:47:08 PM PST by EveningStar

The stylus is more potent than the claymore.

Pulchritude possesses exclusively cutaneous profundity.

It is futile to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

The greatest of need is the maternal parent of the art of original contrivance.

A revolving lithic conglomerate accrues no lichen.

Everything is legitimate in matters pertaining to ardent affections and international armed conflicts.

The temperature of the aqueous content of a metallic receptacle under unremitting surveillance does not attain its level of evaporation.

Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.

Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

It is fruitless to endure lacrimation over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.

Similar sire, similar scion.

Pulchritude reposes within the optic parameters of the perceiver.

Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

Where there are visible emissions from carbonaceous materials, there exists conflagration.

Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.

Integrity is the superlative strategy.

A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiate the potable concoction.

Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience domestically.

All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not, ipso facto, auriferous.

An addlepated individual and his specie divaricate with prematurity.

The ultimate entity of dried gramineous organism induces a rupture of the dorsal portion of the ship of the desert.

Hubris antedates a gravity-impelled descent.

Three quarters of a dozen individual movements by slender sewing instrument may be obviated by the utilization of a single, opportunistic thrust of said instrument.

Exclusive dedication to necessitous employment without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous young person.

Soft airs possess the potency to mitigate the anguish residual in the barbaric thorax.

Minuscule erudition jeopardizes security.

Consolidated we maintain ourselves erect; bifurcated we plummet.

A feathered biped in the terminal part of the arm equals the value of a brace of such creatures in densely branched shrubbery.

Persons deficient in judgment hasten to undertake that for which winged celestials hesitate to assume responsibility.

Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices of patent frangibility are advised to refrain from catapulting petrous projectiles.


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To: NerdDad

I screwed one up...

“Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience domestically.”
GOOD DEEDS HAVE (OR ARE) THEIR OWN REWARD.

Should be...

CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME.


41 posted on 12/23/2010 5:46:42 PM PST by NerdDad (Aug 7, 1981, I married my soul mate, CDBEAR. 29 years and I'm still teenager-crazy in love with her.)
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To: bigheadfred
A scintillating carbon crystal surrounded by superfluous strata.
42 posted on 12/23/2010 5:58:17 PM PST by DejaJude
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To: bigheadfred
A scintillating carbon crystal surrounded by superfluous strata.

A diamond in the rough. And Merry Christmas to you too.

43 posted on 12/23/2010 5:59:23 PM PST by DejaJude
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To: Doomonyou
"But ugly goes clear to the bone."

How would you say that in keeping with the tone of this thread?

44 posted on 12/23/2010 6:02:47 PM PST by DejaJude
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To: OHelix

Music soothes the savage beast?


45 posted on 12/23/2010 6:04:05 PM PST by Domestic Church (AMDG...)
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To: SAJ

Go piss up a rope. :-)


46 posted on 12/23/2010 6:13:06 PM PST by Rebelbase ( Islam is a mental disorder.)
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To: elcid1970

Go F yourself!


47 posted on 12/23/2010 6:14:50 PM PST by Rebelbase ( Islam is a mental disorder.)
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To: bvw

Chinese fire drill?


48 posted on 12/23/2010 6:19:30 PM PST by Rebelbase ( Islam is a mental disorder.)
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To: DejaJude; Doomonyou
"But ugly goes clear to the bone."

How would you say that in keeping with the tone of this thread?

Perhaps a visualization will give some inspiration...


49 posted on 12/23/2010 6:21:09 PM PST by bigheadfred (STAND IN THE CLOSET AND SCREAM WITH ME)
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To: DejaJude

“But ugly goes clear to the bone.”

Scrofulous predicates to the marrow.


50 posted on 12/23/2010 6:28:42 PM PST by Rebelbase ( Islam is a mental disorder.)
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To: bvw
Masticate transpositionally.

Is that the same as "Thou canst clamp thy teeth upon me"?

51 posted on 12/23/2010 6:29:44 PM PST by OHelix
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To: DejaJude; Doomonyou

A hideous appearance penetrates tissue to the dense organic and calcified structure below.


52 posted on 12/23/2010 6:32:22 PM PST by bigheadfred (STAND IN THE CLOSET AND SCREAM WITH ME)
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To: Rebelbase

Wow! You figured it out!

;^)


53 posted on 12/23/2010 6:47:50 PM PST by elcid1970 ("Buy Sabra brand Hummus, made in Israel!")
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To: EveningStar

Didn’t see anything about taking an aerially motive romantic interlude with an axially rotating toroidally shaped pastry.


54 posted on 12/23/2010 6:58:08 PM PST by The Cajun
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To: The Cajun

the bovine excrement has collided with the rotating airfoil...


55 posted on 12/23/2010 6:59:26 PM PST by stefanbatory (Insert witty tagline here)
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To: stefanbatory

Ah, a comment on our political governance system, as of late.


56 posted on 12/23/2010 7:04:44 PM PST by The Cajun
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To: OHelix

Chew it over.


57 posted on 12/23/2010 7:37:34 PM PST by bvw
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To: Rebelbase

Yep.


58 posted on 12/23/2010 7:39:19 PM PST by bvw
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To: DejaJude

yeah, I got that one by guess, and I was wrong


59 posted on 12/23/2010 8:05:13 PM PST by RaceBannon (RON PAUL: THE PARTY OF TRUTHERS, TRAITORS AND UFO CHASERS!!!)
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To: bigheadfred

Bravo.


60 posted on 12/23/2010 10:52:34 PM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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