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Posted on 01/04/2011 5:18:23 PM PST by chittlin
A vulture tagged by scientists at Tel Aviv University has strayed into Saudi Arabian territory, where it was promptly arrested on suspicion of being a Mossad spy, Israeli and Saudi media reported Tuesday. The bird was found in a rural area of the country wearing a transmitter and a leg bracelet bearing the words 'Tel Aviv University', according to the reports, which surfaced first in the Israeli daily Ma'ariv. Although these tags indicate that the bird was part of a long-term research project into migration patters, residents and local reporters told Saudi Arabia's Al-Weeam newspaper that the matter seemed to be a 'Zionist plot.'
The accusations went viral, with hundreds of posts on Arabic-language websites and forums claiming that the 'Zionists' had trained these birds for espionage. The Sinai regional governor last month suggested that a shark that killed and maimed tourists on its Red Sea port may have been intentionally released by Israeli agents in order to sabotage the country's tourist industry. 'What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark in the sea to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question. But it needs time to confirm,' Mohamed Abdel Fadil Shousha said, according to the Sun.
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too bad the Mossad didn’t rig that vulture with explosives.
The JOOOOOOOOS!
Haha - let’s all laugh at the crazies. The governor of a large Egypt region. “moderate”. “educated”.
But these same crazies are NUKING UP, and “IMMIGRATING” to America.
We should send the Saudis this video and tell them it’s an Israeli mom sending her son on a spy mission...dumb asses.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuN-tFvgRc0
Must be the Saudi Religious Police that were the arresting authority, they are especially sharp. Can you believe these freaking people?
Time for the Israeli’s to confess. Tell the Arabs they have created a bionic bird called the “Spyzard”.
Shooting one is VERY dangerous because the bullet might cause the Spyzard to go critical. With over that amount of mass being converted into energy, the resulting blast would cause untold damage across the Mid East.
Spyzards - another secret project of the Moosesad.
Sure hope the carrion eating is kosher.......
lol, that was good.
Next thing you know there will be an invasion of pigs into Mecca.
Mossad hired the vulture for a cracker a day, but making him speak was kind of hard. Next time they’ll try parrots, I hope.
I wonder if is just a lauguage thing or will the offending bird will be charged with a crime and have a show trial convicting it of being a mossad agent
Put that buzzard UNDER the jail!! That’ll teach him!
Vultures ARE NOT KOSHER. No carrion eater is, which is why crabs, sharks, and Democrats aren’t eligible foods for Orthodox Jews and even Moslems.
The next thing the Moslems will attack are “Matzoh balls” because they think that they are weapons of war (in a weird way they are right because an overcooked matzoh ball, shot out of a cannon, is a deadly weapon that can penetrate any manmade structure. Oh, you’ve never tried to eat one of my late grandmother’s matzoh balls? She invented perpetual rubber long before Goodyear or U.S. Rubber did. She also invented the rubber lacross ball).
The Moslems will also attack “horseradish” as a chemical warfare weapon. Some good Romanian horseradish will clean out your sinuses, create new ones, and will shoot flames out of your butt.
Yes, boychek, there were Romanian flame-breathing dragons a long time ago but they blew themselves up after after eating horseradish on peasants.
PS: Don’t tell the muzzies that those camel-humps are actually Israeli listening posts. Wouldn’t want them to be lonely without their furry friends.
Or as Arafat used to say: “I’d walk a mile for a camel” and the camels were worried.
Let’s see here. What is the appropriate Sharia penalty for spying? Stoning? Clipping the feathers?
...residents and local reporters told Saudi Arabia's Al-Weeam newspaper that the matter seemed to be a 'Zionist plot.' The accusations went viral, with hundreds of posts on Arabic-language websites and forums claiming that the 'Zionists' had trained these birds for espionage.
Muslims are retards. There, I said it.
Thanks, glad you liked it.
Actually, matzoh balls may be soon made unavailable. PETA, Audubon, Sierra Club, and Defenders of Wildlife have joined a suit being filed by the Center for Biological Diversity - said suit alleges the “matzoh” qualifies as an endangered species.
If the suit succeeds, it will be a felony to “take” a matzoh, or disturb one in any way. No more matzoh balls, boychek!
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