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Posted on 02/03/2011 7:57:33 PM PST by grey_whiskers
Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
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TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Humor; Religion; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bible; ceilingcat; genesis; icanhazcheeseburger; kittyping; lolcat
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To: TheOldLady
That almost makes up for the lightning burns.
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posted on
02/28/2011 10:49:26 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
At least you didn’t post #12. It would have been lightning crispness.
To: TheOldLady
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posted on
02/28/2011 1:52:16 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
No! Not *extra* crispy! No, Slings, NO!
To: TheOldLady
Have no fear, that’s original recipe. Yum!
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posted on
02/28/2011 4:20:53 PM PST
by
COBOL2Java
(Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
To: COBOL2Java; Slings and Arrows
What? So it’s okay if Ceiling Cat turns Slings and Arrows into a bucket of KFC so long as it’s original recipe?
But... but... but... he was my FRiend!
To: TheOldLady
It’s the only one the Colonel made! I was a young pup at 16 making original recipe (this was back when he was still alive). [I know the secret ingredients, but am sworn to secrecy]...
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posted on
02/28/2011 4:30:35 PM PST
by
COBOL2Java
(Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
To: COBOL2Java
LOL! Chicken dinners at your house must be popular.
I won’t be asking for the secret recipe since I’m allergic to chicken, so I don’t care about it. ;-)
To: COBOL2Java; TheOldLady
I was wondering if anyone would catch that!
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posted on
02/28/2011 5:57:44 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Slings! You’re all right. Phew.
To: Mercat
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posted on
02/28/2011 9:49:38 PM PST
by
Huntress
("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy." --Walter Williams)
To: grey_whiskers
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posted on
03/01/2011 3:16:37 PM PST
by
boatbums
(God is ready to assume full responsibility for the life wholly yielded to him.)
To: boatbums
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posted on
03/01/2011 9:35:12 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Slings and Arrows
“An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet”
LOL!
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posted on
03/02/2011 7:25:21 AM PST
by
Califreak
(Soros is the root of all evil)
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