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Eddie Griffin("men are afraid to say that they would love to have Michelle Obama in their bed")
A.V. Club Milwaukee ^ | February 25, 2011 | Nathan Rabin

Posted on 02/24/2011 10:47:23 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet

2002’s Undercover Brother looked primed to make comic and consummate scene-stealer Eddie Griffin a bona fide movie star. The film was a commercial and critical success, but the expected sequels have not been forthcoming and Griffin has spent the ensuing years alternating between stand-up comedy and small but memorable roles in flashy fare like Norbit. Griffin is no stranger to bit parts: He made his film debut as “Gas Station Attendent” in manager/mentor Andrew “Dice” Clay’s concert film Dice Rules before playing characters like “Ventriloquist” in The Five Heartbeats, “Messenger” in Brain Donors and, of course, “Guest at Kid’s Bachelor Party” in House Party 3. From 1996 to 2000, Griffin co-starred opposite Malcolm Jamal-Warner in Malcolm & Eddie (a sitcom that was mercilessly mocked in the web series that inspired Undercover Brother.) Griffin recently released a DVD of his latest stand-up special, Eddie Griffin: You Can Tell ’Em I Said It. (Griffin appears at Jokerz for a run of shows that begins March 3.)

Eddie Griffin: You Can Tell ’Em I Said It (2011)

The A.V. Club: How do you think you’ve evolved as a stand-up over the last 20 years or so?

Eddie Griffin: Let’s see, it’s gotten wittier, it’s gotten smarter, and the subject matter has gotten grittier.

AVC: What do you mean by grittier?

EG: I’m taking more chances, daring to say what people think.

AVC: What kind of things do you think people think but are afraid to say for whatever reason?

EG: I think men are afraid to say that they would love to have Michelle Obama in their bed, but they think it.

AVC: Why would they be afraid to say that?

EG: You know, Secret Service showing up at your house, sh*t like that.....

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Music/Entertainment; TV/Movies; The Guild
KEYWORDS: comedy; hollywood; michelleobama; napl; sicko
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21 posted on 02/24/2011 11:02:35 PM PST by Milhous (Lev 19:18 Love your neighbor as yourself.)
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To: BigIsleGal

No. Just no. I’d rather spend a week at the Overlook hotel with Jack Nicholson. I’d rather listen to Lee Marvin sing “Rainy Days and Mondays.”


22 posted on 02/24/2011 11:03:12 PM PST by Richard Kimball
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Where is the projectile vomit alert? We have rules!


23 posted on 02/24/2011 11:03:21 PM PST by JaguarXKE (Life - It's 10 percent circumstances and 90 percent how you react to circumstances - Sarah Palin)
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To: BigIsleGal
AW...C’mon guys! I know - that you all know - all us chicks look the same in the dark.

No... you don't. :-)

24 posted on 02/24/2011 11:04:14 PM PST by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
EG: I think men are afraid to say that they would love to have Michelle Obama in their bed, but they think it.

AVC: Why would they be afraid to say that?

EG: You know, Secret Service Michelle Obama showing up at your house, sh*t like that.....

25 posted on 02/24/2011 11:08:41 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
What a crack head. Is there any rational person who would sleep with her other than an effeminate cuckold hiding his true sexuality?

She is the opposite of Viagra.

26 posted on 02/24/2011 11:11:50 PM PST by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: Ramius

Arthur Godfrey said it best! “She’s too fat for me”!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi1JZVHVELs


27 posted on 02/24/2011 11:13:49 PM PST by outhousepatrol
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Eddie who?


28 posted on 02/24/2011 11:16:02 PM PST by NoRedTape
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I’d prefer to shove my jimmiestick in the toaster.


29 posted on 02/24/2011 11:16:55 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Allright, ok everybody, don't pay any attention to that over there, just look at this picture and it will all go away. It's just a dream, a very very very bad dream.

30 posted on 02/24/2011 11:17:12 PM PST by Free Vulcan (Vote Republican! You can vote Democrat when you're dead.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

In a bed of straw in a horse stall?


31 posted on 02/24/2011 11:19:30 PM PST by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/28/08 and why?)
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33 posted on 02/24/2011 11:29:39 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Yikes! Way to much back. Then to think about the bitch slap at sun-up. No thanks.


36 posted on 02/24/2011 11:31:47 PM PST by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Methinks ol’ Eddie has been hitting the bottle again.


37 posted on 02/24/2011 11:33:40 PM PST by OddLane
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To: BigIsleGal
AW...C’mon guys!
I know - that you all know - all us chicks look the same in the dark. /s


Yeah, but not all chicks can out arm-wrestle you in the dark. Or put you in a choke-hold. I'd just like to have some input on who's mounting who once in a while. That's all I'm saying...
38 posted on 02/24/2011 11:38:25 PM PST by fr_freak
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I’m afraid, for sure. .....of having nightmares tonight after reading the headline of this article.


39 posted on 02/24/2011 11:40:30 PM PST by Mr. Mojo
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Too
much
information.


40 posted on 02/24/2011 11:43:57 PM PST by Hardraade (I want gigaton warheads now!!)
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