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1 posted on 03/04/2011 1:53:59 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
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“Is that a chicken in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”


2 posted on 03/04/2011 1:54:49 PM PST by dfwgator
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This is just way too easy.


3 posted on 03/04/2011 1:56:26 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post.)
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Clearly the effects of the recession is taking hold. There is no way that he would do this if he was not desperate. I know that kids steal things that are insignificant sometimes but those items are not your normal shoplifting ones.


4 posted on 03/04/2011 1:56:51 PM PST by napscoordinator
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Is that a chicken in your pants or just your pecker.


6 posted on 03/04/2011 1:57:26 PM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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Yeah, nobody's gonna notice that.....

And what's truly horrifying, is the thought that perhaps he's one of those guys where it would actually be difficult to notice...

7 posted on 03/04/2011 1:58:04 PM PST by r9etb
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And the jokes just write themselves...


8 posted on 03/04/2011 1:58:05 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (A communist is just a liberal in a hurry)
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Did anyone else think it was a live chicken?


9 posted on 03/04/2011 1:58:06 PM PST by lastchance (Hug your babies.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY; Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz; null and void

Somehow, somewhere, somebody inspired this for laughs.


11 posted on 03/04/2011 1:59:31 PM PST by Darksheare (Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
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the mouth guard was on the chicken, right ?


12 posted on 03/04/2011 2:00:20 PM PST by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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For some reason, the word “python” comes to mind.


15 posted on 03/04/2011 2:02:23 PM PST by Signalman
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First question...

Was it a hen or a...?

17 posted on 03/04/2011 2:03:43 PM PST by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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Was he trying to choke it?


18 posted on 03/04/2011 2:04:25 PM PST by PSYCHO-FREEP (Patriotic by Proxy! (Cause I'm a nutcase and it's someone Else's' fault!....))
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Did he choke the ...

Oh, forget it.


20 posted on 03/04/2011 2:05:08 PM PST by Fido969 ("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
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22 posted on 03/04/2011 2:05:46 PM PST by RedMDer (Stimulus... hasn't stimulated ANYTHING but The TEA PARTY!!! - Sarah Palin)
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I wonder who the second toothbrush was for.

Just yuck.


23 posted on 03/04/2011 2:06:21 PM PST by Fido969 ("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
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The rotisserie chicken I see in stores are too hot to handle. Wonder how he managed a hot chick like that?


26 posted on 03/04/2011 2:10:16 PM PST by Ditter
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police said he stuffed a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard and two toothbrushes down the front of his pants

Sounds like someone is going to a Party!

27 posted on 03/04/2011 2:11:11 PM PST by PGR88 (I'm so open-minded my brains fell out)
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29 posted on 03/04/2011 2:12:19 PM PST by Constitution Day
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....a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings...

What?...no cole-slaw and mash potatoes? What the hell's the matter with him?

31 posted on 03/04/2011 2:17:37 PM PST by RckyRaCoCo (I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery, IXNAY THE TSA!)
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Did he choke it first?


32 posted on 03/04/2011 2:17:48 PM PST by RockinRight (if the choice is between Crazy and Commie, I choose Crazy.)
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