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Is it Safe to Kiss Your Pet?
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Posted on 03/11/2011 10:29:15 AM PST by US Navy Vet

We’ve all done it, or at least know someone who has. Animal lovers who kiss their pets — mouth to mouth. “Kisses” from mans’ best friend or a feline companion may seem loving and irresistible, but is it safe?

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TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: doggieping; kiss; kittyping; pets
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To: US Navy Vet
You never know where your poodle has been.


21 posted on 03/11/2011 10:55:56 AM PST by Dr. Sheldon Cooper (Incidentally, one can get beaten up in school simply by referring to oneself as one.)
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To: IrishCatholic

“When a 180+ English Mastiff....”

Not much YOU can do, is there? I love those big headed dogs!


22 posted on 03/11/2011 10:56:21 AM PST by momtothree
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To: US Navy Vet

We never kiss the pets on the mouth, and rarely when we hug them do we kiss them on their heads, but we do on occasion.

Over thirty dogs, and over thirty cats since we’ve been married over thirty years (33 coming up in April), so if it’s all that dangerous we can’t comment in favor of that take.


23 posted on 03/11/2011 10:57:29 AM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: Sir Napsalot

“Yet we all know some one who did it on blind date / first dates, etc. “

I think it is safe to assume your blind date has not recently eaten vomit, eaten poop, or drunk out of a toilet.


24 posted on 03/11/2011 10:57:35 AM PST by Persevero (Homeschooling for Excellence since 1992)
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To: momtothree

He’s my little cuddle puppy. The rest of the family? Not so much. They run when he comes from the kitchen after getting a drink of water. He’s still got another six months or so of growth to go.


25 posted on 03/11/2011 10:58:12 AM PST by IrishCatholic (No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
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To: US Navy Vet

My spotless cat has lipstick all over his face on occasion...I do it on purpose....


26 posted on 03/11/2011 10:59:28 AM PST by geege
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To: US Navy Vet

Probably not for the pet.


27 posted on 03/11/2011 11:02:02 AM PST by gleneagle
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To: Persevero
Unless he looks like this guy...


28 posted on 03/11/2011 11:02:19 AM PST by GRRRRR (He'll NEVER be my President, FUBO! Treason is the Reason! Impeach the Kenyan)
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To: IrishCatholic

Does this breed select one person in the family to be particularly close to or do they adore everyone?


29 posted on 03/11/2011 11:03:13 AM PST by momtothree
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To: GRRRRR

Yes, I wouldn’t kiss a junkie, either. Or a porn star. Or a junkie who has kissed a porn star.


30 posted on 03/11/2011 11:06:30 AM PST by Persevero (Homeschooling for Excellence since 1992)
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To: US Navy Vet
Only if s/he saves your life.
31 posted on 03/11/2011 11:06:34 AM PST by Daffynition ( DBKP ~ Death By 1000 Papercuts)
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To: Persevero
I think it is safe to assume your blind date has not recently eaten vomit, eaten poop, or drunk out of a toilet.

You may not assume that of me.

32 posted on 03/11/2011 11:07:44 AM PST by Lazamataz (NPR is the ACORN of the media world.)
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To: US Navy Vet

Only if it’s not your ass!


33 posted on 03/11/2011 11:08:11 AM PST by RexBeach
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To: Sir Napsalot

Just as bites from humans are worse than from dogs/cats.


34 posted on 03/11/2011 11:08:35 AM PST by BunnySlippers (I love BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: MarineMom613

What is it with dogs eating poop? I’ve know na lot of people whose dogs do that! Yuck!!!


35 posted on 03/11/2011 11:15:06 AM PST by Trust but Verify (Let's party like it's 1773!)
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To: US Navy Vet

Two fags can marry, people can marry their pets, too. “You may now kiss the bride.”


36 posted on 03/11/2011 11:15:49 AM PST by CodeToad (Islam needs to be banned in the US and treated as a criminal enterprise.)
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To: Trust but Verify
I kiss my cats all the time, but not on the mouth. I hate it when dogs try to lick me on the face. That is gross.

My sentiments exactly. I've never kissed my cat on the mouth. And one of the reasons I'm not a dog person is all the licking.

37 posted on 03/11/2011 11:19:50 AM PST by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: US Navy Vet

“Taxolpasmosis(sic), or certain parasites that have eggs in fecal matter — the transmission of parasites can cause disease in people. But again, it doesn’t happen very often, it is unlikely,” he said.”

Wow, did they foul that up. To start with, Toxoplasmosis is a protozoa disease that infects some 11 million Americans.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis

Importantly, it is almost ominously unique in how it operates.

First of all, it is typically consumed by rodents. The protozoa then secretes a substance in the pleasure center of the rodent’s brains so that instead of being repelled by the smell of cat urine, the rodent is suicidally attracted to it.

That is, the protozoa alters the rodent’s brain so it will be eaten by a cat. This is because the protozoa needs to reproduce in the cat’s bowels. Some of the protozoa then exit in the cat’s feces, which is how people can sometimes get it.

The protozoa also gets into other mammals, and humans can get it from consuming these animals undercooked meat.

While it has not been scientifically established, it should be noted that the pleasure center of a rodent’s brain is not particularly different from that of a human brain.

So does the Toxoplasmosis protozoa alter the human brain?

If this followed a similar formula, this might be why some people are very fond of cats, and are not particularly repelled by their odor. But since it is unlikely that a person will be eaten by a cat, what might the protozoa try to train our brains into doing?

There is a lot of speculation about that, but little proof that it might turn a normal person into a liberal.


38 posted on 03/11/2011 11:21:40 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: GRRRRR

You know he’s looking more like Shemp of The Three Stooges every day. Shemp made more sense though.


39 posted on 03/11/2011 11:30:14 AM PST by Smittie
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To: US Navy Vet

To quote Young Frankenstein: Elizabeth: “No tongues.”


40 posted on 03/11/2011 11:32:37 AM PST by fungoking (Tis a blessing to live in the Ozarks.)
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