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How about it? Anybody get Raptured?
various | 3/22/2011 | me

Posted on 03/22/2011 4:09:49 AM PDT by bkepley

Looks like everyone's here. Wife, cat, dog, me.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: haroldcamping; may21; notmarch; raptured; wrongmonth
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To: bkepley

Looks like my pet tarantula was raptured!!


21 posted on 03/22/2011 4:43:32 AM PDT by 2harddrive
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To: newfreep

Please advise exactly where we the stupid can locate the rapture in the bible.


23 posted on 03/22/2011 4:47:41 AM PDT by stockpirate (Rebellion to tyranny is obedience to God!)
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To: bkepley

many years ago, I saw a church sign with the following:

RAPTURE

childcare provided


24 posted on 03/22/2011 4:49:40 AM PDT by television is just wrong
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To: bkepley

IBTR


25 posted on 03/22/2011 4:50:36 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: Fresh Wind
Is there Internet in Heaven?

I hope the bit-rate is better than this infernal DSL I'm currently on!

26 posted on 03/22/2011 4:51:05 AM PDT by 6SJ7 (atlasShruggedInd = TRUE)
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To: F15Eagle
Whether or not it is May 21st is not relevent. The fact is Judgement Day is coming. Maybe sooner, maybe later. People should be careful in their mocking it...
27 posted on 03/22/2011 4:51:25 AM PDT by Russ (Repeal the 17th amendment)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL.

What did I ask you recently?

Whatever it was . . . you ever come up with an answer?

I think it was something about did you hear anything by the grapevine about . . . some . . . plausible, ?pending? . . . something or other . . .

LOL.


28 posted on 03/22/2011 4:52:07 AM PDT by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: bkepley


29 posted on 03/22/2011 4:54:13 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: reaganator

A “creation of man?”

WHAT UNMITIGATED HOGWASH.

I gather 1 Thess is not in your Bible?

1 Thessalonians 4:17 After that, we who are still alive and are ...

After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. ...


31 posted on 03/22/2011 4:55:55 AM PDT by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: stockpirate

1 Thessalonians 4:17 After that, we who are still alive and are ...

After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. ...


32 posted on 03/22/2011 4:57:13 AM PDT by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: Quix

After what?


33 posted on 03/22/2011 4:59:15 AM PDT by John W (Natural-born US citizen since 1955)
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To: bkepley
CHECKING BOOK OF LIFE WITH ST PETER. YOUR NAME IS NOT HERE. THAT MIGHT EXPLAIN IT. OPERATION "RAPTURE" SUCCESSFUL AT 2000GMT. EVERYONE IS HERE YET NO ONE IS ASKING IF THEY HAVE SEEN YOU. SORRY. WE DO HAVE THE NEXT TEN POWER BALL PICKS AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES THIS YEAR.

[Message received and translated by SETI - 20112203-1152Z]

34 posted on 03/22/2011 4:59:33 AM PDT by The Theophilus (Pray for Obama (Psalms 109:8))
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To: Quix

I’m not hearing much of anything. Very long shifts being worked, all I get is an occasional Hi and complaint about northwestern weather.


35 posted on 03/22/2011 5:00:14 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Nadie me ama como Jesus.)
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To: bkepley

I did, I’m posting from a wireless cafe in heaven. The rest of you are so screwed........


36 posted on 03/22/2011 5:01:27 AM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: Jemian
May 21st

Well crud, my 50th birthday party is scheduled for May 28!!!! Actually, come to think of it, 99% of the people invited will probably still be here. ;-)

37 posted on 03/22/2011 5:01:45 AM PDT by commish (Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
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To: bkepley

You pressed the snooze button and missed it.


38 posted on 03/22/2011 5:02:43 AM PDT by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: bkepley

I did....and damn...I needed a haircut....and I shoulda changed my underwear!!!


39 posted on 03/22/2011 5:02:49 AM PDT by Logic n' Reason
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To: Fresh Wind
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin

40 posted on 03/22/2011 5:04:17 AM PDT by The Theophilus (Pray for Obama (Psalms 109:8))
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