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Lazamataz Vows Celibacy
By Lazamataz
Posted on 04/01/2011 4:57:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz
Yes, everyone. You have heard me correctly. I have come to realize that casual sex with various women is sinful and wrong. It is lustful and lascivious, and I have decided that in my turn towards rightous living, that I must stop 'Hitting It'.
Expect no more comments of 'I'd hit it'. Expect no more flirting with cute freeperettes. Expect no more comments about pretty women's pictures.
Women have become more than sex objects to me. They are whole and wholesome Children of God, and I have come to the understanding that to treat them as amusement parks is degrading to both them and me.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lazwouldnothitit; napl; narcissus; waitwhat
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To: Lazamataz
61
posted on
04/01/2011 5:28:14 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: Lazamataz
Last would not it that.
To: Lazamataz
Throwing your hat in the ring for POTUS in '12?
Start with a whopper, and everything else will seem tame. (It worked for the last guy...)
63
posted on
04/01/2011 5:29:00 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: WakeUpAndVote
To: WakeUpAndVote
Which beach is that? The best beach I’ve ever been to is Ipanema Beach in Rio de Janerio, Brazil. I thought I’ve died and gone to heaven.
To: Lazmataz
To: Lazamataz
Laz, being old school...
1 woman, 1 wife, for life.
it has been my life for >35 years.
Been there done (or not doing)that.
Because she is the
67
posted on
04/01/2011 5:32:48 AM PDT
by
SERE_DOC
(My Rice Krispies told me to stay home & clean my weapons!)
To: COBOL2Java
This is what she looked like after the last "interlude"
68
posted on
04/01/2011 5:33:50 AM PDT
by
John W
(Natural-born US citizen since 1955)
To: Lazamataz
Laz would not hit that.
To: Smokin' Joe
Me thinks the real Laz has been hidden and something else besides April 1 is taking place here .... Just sayin’ If I were one who bets, my bet would be, the real Laz is fighting his way to the keyboard to say, “I'd Hit It!”
70
posted on
04/01/2011 5:34:48 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Please God, Bless and Protect Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
To: Lazamataz
Laz would not hit that.
To: Lazamataz
No, trust me, your sheep are safe. I won’t hit anything at all any more. I finally had my fill, and it’s time to stop viewing everything sexually. That's what they all say in the beginning.
To: WakeUpAndVote
73
posted on
04/01/2011 5:36:53 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
To: Lazamataz
You suck! You totally freakin’ got me. I need to log off in shame.
74
posted on
04/01/2011 5:37:17 AM PDT
by
BuckeyeTexan
(There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind.)
To: Lazamataz; humblegunner; Bikkuri; paws_and_whiskers; Brett66; Fiddlstix; kevkrom; no-to-illegals; ..
A timely message.Lol, happy April 1 ;)
Noted April 1, 2011.
Perfect day to post this........
This thread is proof that it is April 1st.
No, do not believe the change, Today is April 1.
The key to a good April Fool's joke is to make it at least marginally believable.
happy 4/1
That Laz really had me going until I started reading the posts. The first poster, humblegunner, caught that goofball in less than 2 minutes. It just goes to show you...you can't get up early enough to fool FReepers. Sheesh, I need more coffee. Thanks to all picture posters (except maybe TSgt...very funny). Good April Fool's joke, Laz. LOL!
75
posted on
04/01/2011 5:39:28 AM PDT
by
PGalt
To: Lazamataz
I was a Medic Laz, just a couple of shots of anti-biotic and you'll be back in the saddle again. Happy beginning of the second quarter.
76
posted on
04/01/2011 5:39:47 AM PDT
by
USS Alaska
(Nuke the terrorist savages.)
To: Lazamataz
Laz would not hit that.
To: Lazamataz
Good one! I almost forgot what day it was :)
78
posted on
04/01/2011 5:41:24 AM PDT
by
READINABLUESTATE
(“It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once.” - David Hume)
To: airborne
79
posted on
04/01/2011 5:44:41 AM PDT
by
Yudan
(Living comes much easier once we admit we're dying.)
To: Lazamataz
Holy smokes! Let me mark the calendar! Waaaaaaait a second....
80
posted on
04/01/2011 5:46:00 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(Laz won't hit it!)
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