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Woman flees Wal-mart in her bra
The Morning Journal ^ | April 24, 2011 | Kelly Metz

Posted on 04/24/2011 5:42:43 AM PDT by karatemom

ELYRIA — A Norwalk woman accused of shoplifting fled an Elyria Walmart yesterday in only a bra after getting into a scuffle with a security officer, according to an Elyria police report.

Police were dispatched to Walmart, 1000 Chestnut Commons Drive, at just after 11:30 p.m. Friday to reports a woman had fled the store wearing only a bra and carrying store merchandise that had not been paid for, the report stated. Officers were told the woman was running through the Walmart parking lot and had gotten into a vehicle on Chestnut Commons Drive.

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TOPICS: Local News; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crack; mmmsteak; napl; ohio; simpsons

1 posted on 04/24/2011 5:42:47 AM PDT by karatemom
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To: karatemom
Ah yes, the "getaway bra."

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white-trash-central alert.

2 posted on 04/24/2011 5:45:40 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand (Markets don't lie. People do.)
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To: karatemom

No pictures for his one please


3 posted on 04/24/2011 5:50:11 AM PDT by MNDude (so that's what they meant by Carter's second term)
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To: MNDude

Ditto...after seeing ‘People of Wal-Mart’; I can safely say we can live without any photos...


4 posted on 04/24/2011 5:53:46 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: who knows what evil?

There were no photos with this article.
BTW-this is the same Wal-Mart that the mother/daughter team beat the 70 year old security guard, and in which a 15 year old girl attacked another guard last week.


5 posted on 04/24/2011 5:58:36 AM PDT by karatemom
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To: karatemom

Partin then fled the store wearing only the bra and left her clothing and the stolen merchandise, the report stated.

In the black bag left behind, which was a Walmart item not paid for, Partin had allegedly tried to steal two porterhouse steaks, a Simpsons DVD and two shirts. The items were valued at roughly $60. Partin continued to deny to officers she was stealing, the report stated.

Too bad someone didn’t get photos for the “People of Walmart” site.


6 posted on 04/24/2011 6:02:00 AM PDT by deport
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To: who knows what evil?
Beats finding a crack in the windshield.

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7 posted on 04/24/2011 6:03:19 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: karatemom

Wally-World is gettin’ to be just as nasty as Mickey-D’s.


8 posted on 04/24/2011 6:03:37 AM PDT by Keith in Iowa (FR Class of 1998 | TV News is an oxymoron. | MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
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To: karatemom

Places to avoid...Wal-Mart, McDonalds, any mall in general...


9 posted on 04/24/2011 6:03:46 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: cripplecreek

LOL...just had one fixed. Didn’t look quite like that, though...


10 posted on 04/24/2011 6:06:32 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: karatemom


11 posted on 04/24/2011 6:12:20 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize ;-{))
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To: karatemom; who knows what evil?
In the black bag left behind, which was a Walmart item not paid for, Partin had allegedly tried to steal two porterhouse steaks, a Simpsons DVD and two shirts.

Ditto...after seeing ‘People of Wal-Mart’; I can safely say we can live without any photos...

Here's Homer wearing a welcome mat.

12 posted on 04/24/2011 6:12:45 AM PDT by csvset
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To: cripplecreek

LOL!—what you said!


13 posted on 04/24/2011 6:15:30 AM PDT by basil (It's time to rid the country of "gun free zones" aka "Killing Fields")
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To: karatemom

How Wal-mart got into her bra was not explained!


14 posted on 04/24/2011 6:23:10 AM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: karatemom
a woman had fled the store wearing only a bra...

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

15 posted on 04/24/2011 6:26:24 AM PDT by 6SJ7 (atlasShruggedInd = TRUE)
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To: karatemom
BTW-this is the same Wal-Mart that the mother/daughter team beat the 70 year old security guard, and in which a 15 year old girl attacked another guard last week.

Were they security guards or "greeters"?

If a 70 year old was employed as a "security guard", Wally World has big problems.

16 posted on 04/24/2011 6:38:38 AM PDT by PalmettoMason (It's easy being a menace to society when WAY OVER half the population is happy being sheep.)
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To: cripplecreek

Hey!Hey!Hey! It’s Easter! Some of us were going to the buffet! Now it’s yogurt to calm my stomach. A dual exhaust motorcycle.


17 posted on 04/24/2011 6:48:05 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: JoeProBono
Quit pickin' on her she was just taking out the prisoners. Free Goldi!


18 posted on 04/24/2011 6:56:42 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: cripplecreek
How did you manage to work THAT picture into a People-of-Walmart thread?

That takes an experienced Freeper.

An inspiration, I tell you. ...I might borrow it from time to time.

Well, it beats finding a crack in the windshield!

19 posted on 04/24/2011 7:06:07 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: karatemom

People of WalMart

20 posted on 04/24/2011 7:07:55 AM PDT by optiguy (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.----- Ronald Reagan)
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To: cripplecreek

Fat girl rides fat boy


21 posted on 04/24/2011 7:25:41 AM PDT by spokeshave (Obamas approval ratings are so low, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the USA.)
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To: MNDude
Ditto on the no pics. She probably looked like this little hottie...


22 posted on 04/24/2011 7:27:40 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (A communist is just a liberal in a hurry)
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To: reagan_fanatic

I can bet tax dollars paid for that “healthy” figure


23 posted on 04/24/2011 7:37:35 AM PDT by commonguymd (Freedom is a myth anymore it seems)
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To: karatemom

24 posted on 04/24/2011 7:52:24 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing." -Napoleon Bonaparte)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
http://www.myspace.com/sexygothicchick
25 posted on 04/24/2011 8:04:59 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing." -Napoleon Bonaparte)
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To: who knows what evil?

Chuckecheese seems to be another brawling favorite.


26 posted on 04/24/2011 9:11:34 AM PDT by Sequoyah101 (Half the people are below average.)
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To: optiguy

Girl should get some nipples tatooed on that backfat....double the pleasure?


27 posted on 04/24/2011 9:17:19 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: E. Pluribus Unum; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Laz would hit it. But he wouldn't be proud. (Much.)


28 posted on 04/24/2011 11:05:09 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum; karatemom
sammie and baby derek’s Details
Status: In a Relationship
Here for: Friends
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: vermilion ohio
Body type: 5’ 6” / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Religion: Atheist
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Smoke / Drink: Yes / No
Children: Proud parent
Education: High school
Occupation: stay at home mother
Income: $30,000 to $45,000

But "has to" shoplift $60 buck worth of stuff? Guess it must be her atheism showing.

29 posted on 04/24/2011 11:36:16 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz

That would all depend on which of his personalities has control of him. He’s an AI program, a lascivious hitter, an hysterically funny joker, or a serious political commentator. Those are the identities I’ve seen so far, but there could be more.

He’s a great guy, right Lazamataz?


30 posted on 04/24/2011 11:51:40 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows

Walmart has a woman’s fleas in their what, exactly?


31 posted on 04/24/2011 12:49:34 PM PDT by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: reagan_fanatic

Yikes! Hail damage.


32 posted on 04/24/2011 12:57:48 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: karatemom

This thread IS not useless without pictures.


33 posted on 04/24/2011 1:03:54 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Liberty Valance

LOL!


34 posted on 04/24/2011 1:04:17 PM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: paulycy
Walmart has a woman’s fleas in their what, exactly?

Upper management.

35 posted on 04/24/2011 1:49:39 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: karatemom

“I dreamed I shoplifted Wal-Mart in my Maidenform Bra”


36 posted on 04/24/2011 3:19:14 PM PDT by wetgundog (" Extremism in the Defense of Liberty is no Vice")
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To: count-your-change

LOL!


37 posted on 04/24/2011 6:59:00 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
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To: karatemom; Perdogg; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; ColdOne; ...

Ridiculous story — I’ve never seen *anyone* wearing a bra while shopping in Walmart.


38 posted on 04/24/2011 6:59:00 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
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To: martin_fierro
TITLE

39 posted on 04/24/2011 7:07:53 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
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To: who knows what evil?
Places to avoid...Wal-Mart, McDonalds, any mall in general...

Any street, blvd.,ave that has M.L.K. in its name.

40 posted on 04/24/2011 9:04:54 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Be the kind of man that when you get up in the morning, the devil says, "Oh crap, he's UP !!)
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To: SunkenCiv
Thanks to Groucho Marx and his elephant in pajamas joke.
41 posted on 04/25/2011 12:48:16 AM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: count-your-change

:’) Love that guy.


42 posted on 04/25/2011 5:49:43 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
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