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Man arrested after being found standing over goat, wearing women's underwear
Charleston Daily Mail ^ | Tuesday May 3, 2011 | Ashley B. Craig

Posted on 05/03/2011 5:42:43 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666

CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- An Alum Creek man has been arrested after neighbors allegedly found him standing over the dead body of a stolen pygmy goat while wearing women's underwear.

Mark Lucas Thompson, 19, of Greenview Road was taken into custody early Monday at his home. Deputies had dealt with the man before and believe him to be mentally unstable.

Thompson told deputies he had been high on bath salts for the last three days, said Cpl. Sean Snuffer, a detective with the sheriff's office.

Deputy J.S. Shackelford was dispatched about 3:15 a.m. Monday to the home on Quebec Drive to investigate a possible animal cruelty complaint. Lisa Powers called 911 to report that her neighbor, Thompson, had stolen and killed her grandson's pet pygmy goat, according to a complaint filed in Kanawha Magistrate Court.

The goat, which had been a gift for Powers' grandson and was named Bailey, was on a leash attached to a tree in her front yard. Powers said the small white-and-gray goat wore a pink collar.

Three people who were with Powers told the deputy they had been inside Thompson's home and had seen the goat and it was dead. They had learned of the goat's whereabouts from an acquaintance who was in Thompson's home and called.

Two of the three went to Thompson's home to look for the goat and found the front door open. They went inside the house, and one went into the middle bedroom where she found Thompson in a bra and woman's panties standing three feet from the goat's body.

Thompson ran out of the house wearing only a muscle shirt and thong underwear.

Cpl. M.B. Cummings and Sgt. R.P. Boone went to the Greenview Road home to help Shackelford with the investigation. Thompson came down from the hillside while deputies were at his home. He was immediately taken into custody.

"He told the deputies out there that he had been high on bath salts and wasn't in his right mind," Snuffer said.

"They knew who he was when the call came out," he said. "They've dealt with him before."

He said the man is mentally unstable and lives with another person who is not always home. Snuffer said deputies were concerned for the man's health and contacted Adult Protective Services.

The detective said the goat had a single stab wound. The body was taken to a veterinarian to determine the cause of death and whether it had been sexually assaulted.

Neighbors told deputies they were concerned about the safety of their neighborhood with Thompson still living nearby.

Thompson has been charged with felony animal cruelty and is being held at South Central Regional Jail on $50,000 bond.


TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bestiality; crossdress; freak; napl; wv
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1 posted on 05/03/2011 5:42:48 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

I thought that this was a story about Keith Olbermann.


2 posted on 05/03/2011 5:47:50 AM PDT by Howie66 (I can see November (2012) from my house.)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666
Bath salts?

Mike

3 posted on 05/03/2011 5:52:56 AM PDT by MichaelP (The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools ~HS)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

I’m sure there will a completely reasonable explanation for all of this.
;^)


4 posted on 05/03/2011 5:53:16 AM PDT by ozark hilljilly (It's not so much where, but to whom.)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

>>> Man arrested after being found standing over goat, wearing women’s underwear

What the goat was doing wearing women’s underwear I’ll never know.


5 posted on 05/03/2011 5:59:08 AM PDT by tlb
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To: the_devils_advocate_666
They had learned of the goat's whereabouts from an acquaintance who was in Thompson's home and called.

The lesson here is that if you're all jacked up on drugs
killing goats and cross dressing, don't be inviting guests
over to the house. Wait until later, invite 'em for barbecued cabrito.

6 posted on 05/03/2011 6:02:39 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

...high on bath salts????


7 posted on 05/03/2011 6:02:55 AM PDT by Ronin ("A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves" -- Bertrand de Jouve)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

I feel much better about my life after reading this.


8 posted on 05/03/2011 6:07:50 AM PDT by Only1choice____Freedom (FDR had the New Deal. President 0bama has the Raw Deal.)
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To: Ronin
"...high on bath salts????"

It's a relatively recent trend. A lot of States have banned or are considering bans on certain types of bath salts.

WebMD - Bath Salts

9 posted on 05/03/2011 6:08:32 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: MichaelP

Calgon, take him away!!


10 posted on 05/03/2011 6:10:21 AM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

Obama’s Rainbow Task Force is now missing a member...


11 posted on 05/03/2011 6:13:27 AM PDT by pabianice
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To: the_devils_advocate_666
Deputies ... believe him to be mentally unstable.

Ya think?!

12 posted on 05/03/2011 6:13:59 AM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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To: humblegunner

You should have posted that on your blog.


13 posted on 05/03/2011 6:18:31 AM PDT by Sawdring
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

You could build a thousand bridges and they would never call you a bridge builder, but if you bang just one goat....


14 posted on 05/03/2011 6:20:16 AM PDT by Sawdring
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To: tlb

“The Silence of the Goat”


15 posted on 05/03/2011 6:36:19 AM PDT by Texas Songwriter ( ma)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666
>>Man arrested after being found standing over goat, wearing women's underwear<<

A goat in underwear...now I've heard *everything!*


16 posted on 05/03/2011 6:41:01 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: MichaelP; Ronin
There's a new designer drug that is labeled as "bath salts" in an attempt to avoid legal problems. As I understand it, the chemical isn't illegal (yet) so if you claim that it isn't for human consumption you might not be breaking the law selling it... or maybe you are. I guess it would be similar to selling rags soaked in toluene to people with labels that say "cleaning supplies - do not sniff".

They have nothing to do with real bath salts, but I wouldn't be surprised to see the rocket scientists in Washington or state capitals to make real bath salts illegals because of this.

17 posted on 05/03/2011 6:47:46 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! Tea Party extremism is a badge of honor.)
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To: Ronin

From my understanding, bath salts are a new, “legal” high. I’ve gotten information from our schools concerning them. Strange, huh? Use to be you would just take a nice, hot bath and soak away your troubles. Some youth are eating them/smoking them to get a high.


18 posted on 05/03/2011 6:48:15 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: the_devils_advocate_666
 

19 posted on 05/03/2011 6:55:55 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Who else but Obama could screw up the death of Osama bin Laden?)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666
This one will be in the news for decades to come, every time they turn him loose!

He is warped, bent, broke, his elevator doesn't go all the way to the top!

We should be thankful it was a goat, not someone's little son or daughter.

20 posted on 05/03/2011 6:58:39 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER
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To: Howie66
Why should this surprise us? After all we are now being legally forced to tolerate a number of other perverted and/or deviant behaviors as normal. Can this brand be far off?
21 posted on 05/03/2011 7:00:39 AM PDT by fella
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

His momma and daddy must be so proud.


22 posted on 05/03/2011 7:02:42 AM PDT by texas_mrs
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

Mark Lucas Thompson (bragging)

“Yeah, this one time, I was having sex with my girlfriend and her mother walks up. But she didn’t say a thing! Ha ha... Well, actually she did. She said; ‘baaaaa’.”


23 posted on 05/03/2011 7:06:52 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Who else but Obama could screw up the death of Osama bin Laden?)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

Bath salts? No more baths for me!


24 posted on 05/03/2011 7:10:07 AM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

This reminds me of a joke with the punchline “You know, a good sheep’ll do that.”


25 posted on 05/03/2011 7:10:41 AM PDT by tnlibertarian (Hey D. C., tax increases are not spending cuts. Nor do tax cuts constitute increased spending.)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

“Deputies had dealt with the man before and believe him to be mentally unstable.”

Why... next thing you know they’ll say that being homosexual or a transvestite is a mental disease. Preposterous!


26 posted on 05/03/2011 7:11:22 AM PDT by Mashood
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To: fella

“When one tolerates bad behavior, that is what one can expect.” I don’t know who exactly said this, but I live by this code.

I will NOT engage in any tolerance of lousy behavior at all.

I don’t have to.


27 posted on 05/03/2011 7:16:13 AM PDT by Howie66 (I can see November (2012) from my house.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; the_devils_advocate_666

Gah! Lookit that mug!

It must be a sign of the times that I tried to discern from the story what the goat’s sex was. “Bailey,” is that for sure a girl name?

I mean, are we talking about homonecrocapraphilia or only plain ole heteronecrocapraphilia?

My head, it huuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrtz.


28 posted on 05/03/2011 7:33:19 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

A little Proactive and some men’s clothing and he could have gotten a human female to go out with him.


29 posted on 05/03/2011 7:38:48 AM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on behalf of animals would do so on behalf of the unborn.)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

“he had been high on bath salts for the last three days, said Cpl. Sean Snuffer”

Walking, talking jokes of both sides of the badge.


30 posted on 05/03/2011 7:43:26 AM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is essential to examine principles,)
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To: Ronin

It’s not really bath salts, it some kind of synthetic drug that is not yet illegal. It’s sold in drug paraphernalia stores in jars, labeled bath salts. They say that the customers are usually older, 40 somethings who don’t have the contacts to buy street drugs.


31 posted on 05/03/2011 7:57:02 AM PDT by Eva
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

With a resume like that, he should move to San Francisco. They’d elect him to the city council.


32 posted on 05/03/2011 8:06:49 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

Geez. Just when you think there can’t be anything worse. A guy wearing women’s underwear having sex with a dead goat. Folks, we have the winner of THE SICKEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN THE WORLD AWARD. Now, they’ll have to have a program in this at the universities and they’ll have to have a Dead-Goat-F_cker Advocate on every campus just to be sure they’re politically correct.


33 posted on 05/03/2011 8:14:37 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: the_devils_advocate_666
let's hope he doesn't vote in the next election

.

34 posted on 05/03/2011 8:19:51 AM PDT by Elle Bee
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To: Howie66
I thought that this was a story about Keith Olbermann.

POST OF THE DAY!

35 posted on 05/03/2011 8:53:58 AM PDT by ottbmare (off-the-track Thoroughbred mare)
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To: Titan Magroyne; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
I mean, are we talking about homonecrocapraphilia or only plain ole heteronecrocapraphilia?

A rebuttal.


36 posted on 05/03/2011 8:57:30 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ottbmare

Thank You!

:-)


37 posted on 05/03/2011 9:04:25 AM PDT by Howie66 (I can see November (2012) from my house.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The goat will need years of therapy.


38 posted on 05/03/2011 9:12:29 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare
The goat will need years of therapy.

It's dead. Maybe not.

39 posted on 05/03/2011 9:28:38 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Howie66

You, sir, are a great American!


40 posted on 05/03/2011 9:29:37 AM PDT by ottbmare (off-the-track Thoroughbred mare)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

Is...Bath Salts? Going to become the new...Thailand? On FR?? LOL


41 posted on 05/03/2011 9:29:37 AM PDT by jakerobins
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To: Slings and Arrows

Schrodinger’s goat.
It is both dead and alive until you observe it and it then becomes one state or the other.


42 posted on 05/03/2011 9:43:03 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Uh... Um... Hi Slings! :-)


43 posted on 05/03/2011 9:55:31 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Almost as evil as the Freeper Criminal Mastermind)
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To: Darksheare

There are three possible quantum states: Live, Dead, and Bloody Annoyed At Being Stuffed Into A Box.


44 posted on 05/03/2011 10:03:09 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The last one can be horribly dangerous if it involves a cat.


45 posted on 05/03/2011 10:12:27 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: ottbmare

That’s the nicest thing I have been called in quite a while!

Thank you!

:-)


46 posted on 05/03/2011 11:26:41 AM PDT by Howie66 (I can see November (2012) from my house.)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

Looks like a meth head.


47 posted on 05/03/2011 3:33:43 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (We kneel to no prince but the Prince of Peace)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666; humblegunner; Joe 6-pack; pabianice; Daffynition; KarlInOhio; ...
"...standing over a goat, wearing women's underwear."

Now, just wait a second.

I thought they said bin Laden was *dead*...

Cheers!

48 posted on 05/03/2011 10:54:20 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Re: A Rebuttal

Wow. There truly is a graphic for EVERYTHING. You, sir, are a Master of the Interwebs.

I would bow to your mad skilz but I fear someone might choose the moment to park their bicycle. So just go have yourself a blessed day, m’kay?


49 posted on 05/04/2011 6:00:43 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: LottieDah

>>> “A little Proactive and some men’s clothing and he could have gotten a human female to go out with him.”

I dunno, that’s a proposition my delicate ego would have a hard time with.

Don’t wanna be seen with ‘im, don’t wanna lose out to what could be his first preference. Y’know whut Ahm sayin?


50 posted on 05/04/2011 6:06:33 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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